Poor Mark VIII

97MarkJA

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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/ctd/3536072595.html

Why do people do.these things?...

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Its a Super Base model!

Those stick on fender vents are pimp.
 
I've been waiting to see someone use that trim stuff on a Gen 1 grill
 
And it has a Lincoln ornament installed so it looks like a pinstriped unicorn.
 
The wheels and interior appear in good shape for the mileage. So other than the god awful chrome everywhere its a nice car. :)
 
Please tell me you wouldn't drive it around with all that pinstripping?

That car is worth $1,900 IMHO because I'd have to invest in repainting it after peeling away all that crap! Those "side vents" tear away clear coat almost every time.
 
Here's another prime example of a TARD TARD!!! :slam

http://www.complex.com/rides/2012/0...t-make-your-car-look-stupid/fake-fender-vents

:slam

Worst one's I've seen have the vents completely misaligned or talk about "pin the tail on the donkey." I've seen the vents on the rear quarter panel on cars. I've seen the angled vents upside down or facing forward... It's like; "FVCK! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!? Do you know what you are doing to your car?!?!?!"

You know what really pisses me off? When I see a BRAND NEW car on the street that's no more than a month old with those stick on vents. I swear. I always tell my wife; "Look baby, another retard just took $5,000 off their car on a trip to Auto Zone!"
 

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