1) "Pussy wet..." is a moronic expression that needs to go away.
2) That LS Facebook group is becoming inundated with mooks that use phrases like "pussy wet." There is a guy on there right now selling an intake and used that to describe the condition of the filter.
3) You can get your paint to a mirror finish with ~$200 and a weekend worth of effort. Ntwrkguy1 pretty much addressed that.