Have you heard the one about...

[Stephan]

An older gentleman from Japan came to America to resettle. He became thoroughly enamored with American culture. Unfortunately, he noticed his eyesight becoming poorer and poorer.

He went to an optometrist who broke the bad news to him.

"Sir, I'm afraid you have a cataract," The optometrist said.

"Oh no, I dlive a Rincoln." The Aisan gentleman replied.

Sorry, but I've always loved that joke. :slam

 

[MonsterMark]

That's good for a :bowrofl:

 

[Conti94]

I love that :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[pepperman]

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: