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One of the best I have seen.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/csw/mcy/3571558165.html

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1995 Harley Davidson Road King
30XXX miles
2 owner bike.
Onboard battery charger
Cover
Screaming Eagle slip on mufflers
Thousands of dollars of chrome add ons
Evolution engine (80 CI)
Carb
5 speed
Air ride suspension
Hard bags
Corbin seat with backrest
Stock Harley seat
Removable windshield
True dual exhaust
New Harley wide whitewall tires
New belt

I know many people don't care why you are selling something and don't care about the story that goes along with it. Too bad for you,I am telling you anyway. So,I used to get out and ride my Harleys a lot. I used to ride probably even a little more than you were just thinking. I used to ride about 10,000 miles a season. Well,I have a fiance now and she has been great fun to ride in the past.

Last fall we got a dog. There seems to be some disagreement in home government over what having a dog entails. I think having a dog just means that when we are out riding around,our things at home are safe. She thinks having a dog means that it is now impossible to go anywhere without the dog. This is where the problem lies. We don't get to ride anymore because we can't bring the dog with on the bike. I know what you're thinking- I could get a sidecar,right? Let's not kid around here. A sidecar is just another $3000 I can spend so that hairy little thing can chew it up. It's not like it's a muskie-bait ankle-biting dog. It's german sheppard husky cross. It doesn't fit into your pocket. It isn't portable.

She has also informed me that I have taken that next step in motorcycle regression by buying this bagger last season. I guess the steps in riding are: 1. Sportster or Dyna. Loud-fast-uncomfortable. 2. Harley bagger with air ride. Not as fast-smoother-less noise. 3. Gold Wing. Ultimate comfort-loss of any pride-air conditioned seat-take a handful of Cialis. 4. Trike of any kind with reverse. 5. Rolling on wheels in coffin in back of hearse.

Luckily for you,I think I will never get past step 2 and I will sell my bike before I buy a Honda and start worrying about a radio and other silly stuff like gas milage.

If you buy this bike maybe I can buy my dog a nice cedar chip bed or something right before I drop flippin' dead.

Strange days are these when you can buy a low milage Harley air ride bagger with new rubber for less than $10,000.

My asking price was $8000 firm,but I have reduced it to $7999. Cash only.

320-260-9445. Leave a message or text. I will return your call ASAP.

Thanks!
 
... get a sidecar, right? Let's not kid around here ... It's not like it's a muskie-bait ankle-biting dog.
It's german sheppard husky cross. It doesn't fit into your pocket. It isn't portable.

... $8000 firm, but I have reduced it to $7999. Cash only.
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He should do stand-up comedy, I laughed!
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thanks!

GLWS
 

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