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Oh, I'm not worried about her kicking my ass. My Ninja Midget body guards wouldn't let that happen... But she might kick yours if you call her short.

I've seen her. Just don't make any short people jokes around her. She'll kick your ass.

I don't know. I is skeered. If I go, I'll bring 3 of my Ninja Midgets along, to protect me.

I don't believe I was the one reminiscing... And not if that Rich Schneider guy's gonna be there. He wants to kick my arse.

Hah! ... 15.5" rotors. ;)

Don't think so, we were back on your guy's tails real quick like.

I'll make sure to stay out of CO during that week. :p

Thankfully... no I have not. And don't particularly care to be.

Holding friends of mine hostage... not a very smart idea. As far as everything measuring up equally... Duh! I'm on the record about that, here on LvC. Search! :p

Oh please, I can make one phone call and have it delivered. :lol: The nice lady loves me.

Well damn... I just looked at the list of people attending the event and I see Mespock's going to be there. As such, I will not be going for fear that he may want to beat me up. No... seriously... he won't admit it in public, but boy, was he pissed as I took him up on his challenge when he...

My neck isn't the only thing that... telescopes. :shifty: Oh, who am I kidding. It's tiny.

"Hey, man, you got out of that car???" Inside joke.

HERE!!!!! HEAR!!!!!! Damned teachers, noadays! :lol:

Total flamer, if you ask me.

Personally, I didn't care for him.

I don't bother with correcting you because I'd just be wasting my time. Thickheaded kids nowadays and all... :p Always a comedian in the bunch... If I wasn't skeered of your wife, I'd slap you. That is not to imply your wife is scary in any way, shape or form. I just don't like getting...

yeah.ok.no problem.we'll get right onthat.when we get a chance. Seriously, is Capitalizing sentences really that mentally taxing for you?

Just step on his oxygen tube.