Got an old man that needs to be dealt with!

If he drinks coffee in a Styrofoam cup, all you need is a can of carb cleaner, spray the cup while he holds it, it'll disintegrate in his hand.
 
If you really want to mess some stuff up get a can of shaving creme and some liquid nitrogen, put the can in the liquid nitrogen and then cut the metal off the shaving creme, and throw that sucker in the bottom of his tool box... it will fill that :q:q:q:qer up with shaving creme :D
 
Hello friends, my .02

Never touch the mans ride unless you are willing to have your messed with. With that being said;

Black zip ties on the drive shaft, long enough to smack the floorboard, as he is driving... WTF?!! then the noise stops and starts... good fun.

That can be taken further with washers as added weights.


also... create signage on old cloth, with a pipe or broom stick as weight/lashing points. at work you can quickly strap the sign to the back side of the bumper supports rolling the sign into the gap of the rear bumper. as he takes off or hits a bump, the sign of questionable taste falls out of the "pocket," top held in place by zip ties and reveals itself to be seen.



Messages written on colored tape to be placed "gently" on your mark. Same can be said, using a square of duct tape tossed on a chair, sticky side up with a statement written on the other.



Ya know of those telemarketers? Give them his info for them to call.




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