Is you a pimp? strange LS craigslist ad
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EmpireSix
Well-Known LVC Member
I love how he threw in some fine print there "Note: these are not actual pictures of the car" lol
camthman
Dedicated LVC Member
april fools?? lol
eastcoastLS
Dedicated LVC Member
kinda sketchy. they want you to bring cash...
NYC LS8
Dedicated LVC Member
Fo sheezy
itsnotmydaddys
Dedicated LVC Member
IS that Decibels car?
eastcoastLS
Dedicated LVC Member
He must have sold it to a guy in Austin.
bklene50
Well-Known LVC Member
Damn, it's gone. I read it earlier though and that was funny.
PatrickSimmons
Photographer
Craigslist said:
Dang, i didn't even get to see it.
owlman
Dedicated LVC Member
hmm not in my browser cache anymore sorry 
ground_zero298
Dedicated LVC Member
Is you a Pimp? (with footnotes) 02 LS Lincoln V6 75k miles - $10500
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Reply to: sale-594017300@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-03, 10:13AM CST
I have a Lincoln for sale. It's got (1)grain, it's straight, (2)legit, and (3)ballin'. It's LS model with a (4)six up in that mug. It (5)rolls hard and could easily be a (6)stunna with the addition of some (7)chops from down at (8)rent a tire, word? (9)Already. Check it, the thing is smooth as cocoa butter on your (10)boo's thigh. Smells new, looks new, better keep the title in the (11)glove or the (12)fuzz gonna think you stole it, dig? This :q:q:q:q is straight out the country club parking lot. The color is Champagne...more (13)Dom than Crystal. And (14)hides inside are tan to match. Throw some (14)Louis V sunvisors and your (15)whip will be unstoppable. And it got a fly stereo to boot, Alpine kickin. (16)So watch out for the boy JB. (17) Holla at me on 512-799-1702.(18) Dead Prez only so bring me some (19)Benjies (20)Peace.
Ok: Footnotes for the unhip *cats
(1) Woodgrain dash & Steering Wheel
(2) Clear Title
(3) Nice Car
(4) 3.0 Liter V6
(5) Head Turner
(6) A step up from Head Turner
(7) 20"-22" chrome wheels
(8) Chain of stores that rents said wheels for as low as $5 per week. nice.
(9) You already knew that (but YOU didn't)
(10)Girlfriend/Boyfriend (hmm)
(11)Glove box
(12)The Police
(13)Dom Perignon has a slightly darker hue than Crystal (you might have gotten that one!)
(14)Louis Vuitton patterned leather sometimes used to give the interior a heightened sense of luxury. (fake leather of course...for PETA
(15)Nice Car
(16)Reference to an NWA song that talks about a boy JB who tries to steal an Alpine stereo
(17)Call me
(18) Money
(19) Benjamin Franklin reference to 100 dollar bill
(20) Goodbye.
* not an actual cat, you are a cat....cat. hey cat. * note that these are not actual pictures of the car for sale, but of the potential for the Whip on the block... This is meant to be funny not racist.
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Reply to: sale-594017300@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-03, 10:13AM CST
I have a Lincoln for sale. It's got (1)grain, it's straight, (2)legit, and (3)ballin'. It's LS model with a (4)six up in that mug. It (5)rolls hard and could easily be a (6)stunna with the addition of some (7)chops from down at (8)rent a tire, word? (9)Already. Check it, the thing is smooth as cocoa butter on your (10)boo's thigh. Smells new, looks new, better keep the title in the (11)glove or the (12)fuzz gonna think you stole it, dig? This :q:q:q:q is straight out the country club parking lot. The color is Champagne...more (13)Dom than Crystal. And (14)hides inside are tan to match. Throw some (14)Louis V sunvisors and your (15)whip will be unstoppable. And it got a fly stereo to boot, Alpine kickin. (16)So watch out for the boy JB. (17) Holla at me on 512-799-1702.(18) Dead Prez only so bring me some (19)Benjies (20)Peace.
Ok: Footnotes for the unhip *cats
(1) Woodgrain dash & Steering Wheel
(2) Clear Title
(3) Nice Car
(4) 3.0 Liter V6
(5) Head Turner
(6) A step up from Head Turner
(7) 20"-22" chrome wheels
(8) Chain of stores that rents said wheels for as low as $5 per week. nice.
(9) You already knew that (but YOU didn't)
(10)Girlfriend/Boyfriend (hmm)
(11)Glove box
(12)The Police
(13)Dom Perignon has a slightly darker hue than Crystal (you might have gotten that one!)
(14)Louis Vuitton patterned leather sometimes used to give the interior a heightened sense of luxury. (fake leather of course...for PETA
(15)Nice Car
(16)Reference to an NWA song that talks about a boy JB who tries to steal an Alpine stereo
(17)Call me
(18) Money
(19) Benjamin Franklin reference to 100 dollar bill
(20) Goodbye.
* not an actual cat, you are a cat....cat. hey cat. * note that these are not actual pictures of the car for sale, but of the potential for the Whip on the block... This is meant to be funny not racist.
PatrickSimmons
Photographer
Hell naw!