Funny things to do while driving




Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.


Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.


At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.


Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.


Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.


Laugh a lot. A whole lot.


Stop at the green lights.


Go at the red ones.


Two words: Chicken suit.


Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.


Eat food that requires silverware.


Pass cars, then drive very slowly.


Sing without having the radio on.


Honk frequently without motivation.


Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.


Ask people for Grey Poupon.


Let pedestrians know who's boss.


Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.


Restart your car at every stop light.


Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rea r-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.


Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.


While stopped at a light, urinate out the window/ sunroof onto other cars.


Paint your car with occult symbols.


Keep at least five cats in the car.


Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.


Stop and collect roadkill


Stop and pray to roadkill.


Throw Spam at other cars.


Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.

I think a few of those could get you killed -

But they sure made me laugh!

Also a few are frequent with the elderly crowed you know those Lincoln and Cadillac drivers LOL!!

my dad email that to me... we are bouth W/O a DL now...
I have cort monday Hell ya

Those are great :bowrofl:

dertyclown i thought that you just got your license back a month ago.

dertyclown i thought that you just got your license back a month ago.
ya it was suspended, then revoked, I went to cort and got it back, but then thanks to nabraska(Ill never go back to that sh it hole) told IL about a ticket over ther so its back to suspended. this time I sead F it Im still driving, I picked up a honda and regsterd it in my moms name so I can drive it W/O getting rooled. so ya this has been a big pain in the AZZ

LOL, It's like watching rush hour traffic around here!!!!!! Commuters do the stupidist things like......

Get on the freeway doing 30 mph, then immediately head for the fast lane.

"stop and pray for roadlkill"
that's a good one...
by the way, all I have to say about your spelling is...thank you doctor stoopid!....LOL...no offense :Beer :monkey:

I have done a few....not all.

You forgot one of my fav's - do 4 chinese fires drill until you are back in the drivers seat - then again at the next light ! Thanks - still laughing....