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what about it?
no link

Fossten must have worked out to much today :)

there it is naughty naughty LOL

WOW... Is that a REAL ad?!

Hahahahahaa, brilliant add.

The Dude Likes The Add! ;-)

Hahahahahaa, brilliant add.

If by brilliant, you mean idiotic and unnecessary, then yes.

people get upset over the wrong stuff these days

AD... AD!...AD!...AD!...AD!!!

We're not ADDing! We're ADvertising. Jesus!

:P

people get upset over the wrong stuff these days

You got that right. Like liberals getting pissed about people saying Obama looks like a monkey, and calling them racist because of it. ;)

...do I need to wear protection to eat it? If I eat it, am I eating all the other sandwiches it's been with?:p

...do I need to wear protection to eat it? If I eat it, am I eating all the other sandwiches it's been with?:p

:D

Hahahahahaa, brilliant add.You know you wish they had a guy in the pic.:D

niiiiice!

really - just 7"? ;)

Good or bad - it has been getting 'play' everywhere - Crispin Porter (I am not sure if they do BKs overseas ads - but they probably do) strikes again...

really - just 7"? ;)

Good or bad - it has been getting 'play' everywhere - Crispin Porter (I am not sure if they do BKs overseas ads - but they probably do) strikes again...

How about a 5 dolla Foot Long? HAHA

I guess some people's mouths can only handle 7"......which I find to be a pretty small size since the average burger is about 4-5" in diameter.....

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You can't ignore BK's Girth!!!

If by brilliant, you mean idiotic and unnecessary, then yes.

You realize the purpose of an Ad is to get product awareness out to the public, right? This is doing that quite well. So it is indeed brilliant, look how many people in just this one forum are talking about it.

You know you wish they had a guy in the pic.:D

Oh God, yes!

You got that right. Like liberals getting pissed about people saying Obama looks like a monkey, and calling them racist because of it. ;)

You are right, its not like Black people were enslaved, raped, whipped and called monkeys and :q:q:q:q:q:qs. the next black guys you see, you should call him a monkey and start laughing.

You are right, its not like Black people were enslaved, raped, whipped and called monkeys and :q:q:q:q:q:qs.

And that justifies disingenuous, self-righteous indignation by assuming a comment is racist when it isn't?

You are right, its not like Black people were enslaved, raped, whipped and called monkeys and :q:q:q:q:q:qs. the next black guys you see, you should call him a monkey and start laughing.

Read ALL of your own thread http://www.lincolnvscadillac.com/showthread.php?t=54722

ENOUGH SAID.

Just stop the next black guy you see and call him a monkey. Will you do that?

And that justifies disingenuous, self-righteous indignation by assuming a comment is racist when it isn't?

he compared me laughing at a burgerking add, to you laughing at a black person being called a monkey. You are comparing apples and oranges.

Just stop the next black guy you see and call him a monkey. Will you do that?

I dont feel the need to call complete strangers names, it doesnt accomplish anything. I didnt say anything about only black people looking like monkeys. As I said, read ALL of your OWN thread and stfu before you get owned AGAIN.

I dont feel the need to call complete strangers names, it doesnt accomplish anything. I didnt say anything about only black people looking like monkeys. As I said, read ALL of your OWN thread and stfu.

calm down princess! its funny how u get upset over a bk commercial, but laugh over a black person being called a monkey, you need to reevaluate yourself, you might be a racist. LOL

and bush was compared to a monkey, oh yeah i forgot black people used monkey as a demeaning term during the enslavement of white people.

and bush was compared to a monkey, oh yeah i forgot black people used monkey as a demeaning term during the enslavement of white people.

TOTALLY IRRELEVANT. Like I said in your other thread, if someone looks like a damn monkey, then they look like a damn monkey.

P.S. sorry for the "thread-jack" Foss.. I had to stick this one to him since he chose to ignore his original thread, and provided me with the perfect opportunity to inform him of his ignorance. :D

he compared me laughing at a burgerking add, to you laughing at a black person being called a monkey. You are comparing apples and oranges.

He never mentioned me. And I am not "comparing" anything. You just lied twice to set up a straw man you can discredit. Does the straw man have big ears?

Also, when did I apparently "laugh" at a black man being called a monkey? maybe a third lie on your part?

and bush was compared to a monkey, oh yeah i forgot black people used monkey as a demeaning term during the enslavement of white people.

So..anytime the term "monkey" is directed toward a black person then, regardless of context, it is racist because it has historically been used for that? Is that what you are saying?

P.S. sorry for the "thread-jack" Foss.. I had to stick this one to him since he chose to ignore his original thread, and provided me with the perfect opportunity to inform him of his ignorance. :D


I am so Ingorant, just take my advice and dont call any of your black friends "monkey" I just saved you an beating.

He never mentioned me. And I am not "comparing" anything. You just lied twice to set up a straw man you can discredit. Does the straw man have big ears?

Also, when did I apparently "laugh" at a black man being called a monkey? maybe a third lie on your part?

You always say someone is dishonest when they disagree, please show my lies.

I am so Ingorant, just take my advice and dont call any of your black friends "monkey" I just saved you an beating.

"an" beating??? I cant imagine any circumstance in which i would randomly say somebody I knew looked like a monkey.. It's one of those things you might think, but you don't actually say, unless you're just an a$$hole. IF SOMEBODY LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY, THEY LOOK LIKE A MONKEY. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK, IGNORANT SKULL. Obama and Bush have BOTH been compared to monkeys before, but SOMEHOW you think the Obama end is racist just because he is black. I think YOU are the one with racist tendencies.

Does the straw man have big ears?I see what you did there...:shifty:

I am so Ingorant, just take my advice and dont call any of your black friends "monkey" I just saved you an beating.The owner of this site thinks George W. Bush looks like a monkey. I think Howard Cosell looked like a monkey.

You must think black people look like monkeys or you wouldn't be bleating on so much about it.

I am so Ingorant, just take my advice and dont call any of your black friends "monkey" I just saved you an beating.

You are assuming that all black men are superior in a fight now?:eek:

I think there are a few white UFC fighters who would give most any black man (or anyone for that matter) a run for their money.

Depending on the relationship, racial slurs may just be a "term-of-endearment" in the relationship, so you cannot make a blanket statement like that.

If the hypothetical black man in question were to assume the comment were racist when it wasn't, then the problem is with that black man, not with the person using the term.

The white community should not have to walk on eggshells because of a disingenuous racial oversensitivity of a few in the black community. If that is the case, then the problem doesn't lie with the white community.

That seems to be something you are promoting. If that is the case, you should be ashamed of yourself for using racism as a crutch.

I was talking to someone about this the other day, conservatives seem to live in their own little world, they dont care about anyone but themselves, if it doesn't offend them, they dont care. You havent been taught, that throughout history, people have beat, raped and killed us. There are still race motivated crimes that happen today. People still call us N1ggas, I was called one my first deployment by an Iraqi, and soldiers started laughing, how do you think I felt? I dont laught at anything that involves racism, never have and probably never will. You guys need to read up on history, if you want I will pay for your admission to any Black history Museum, Hell even Rush Limbaugh apologized for laughing at a caller comparing Obama to a monkey.

You are assuming that all black men are superior in a fight now?:eek:

I think there are a few white UFC fighters who would give most any black man (or anyone for that matter) a run for their money.

Depending on the relationship, racial slurs may just be a "term-of-endearment" in the relationship, so you cannot make a blanket statement like that.

If the hypothetical black man in question were to assume the comment were racist when it wasn't, then the problem is with that black man, not with the person using the term.

The white community should not have to walk on eggshells because of a disingenuous racial oversensitivity of a few in the black community. If that is the case, then the problem doesn't lie with the white community.

That seems to be something you are promoting. If that is the case, you should be ashamed of yourself for using racism as a crutch.

I wouldnt call a white person a "Cracker", so why call me a monkey, isnt there another name to call me, were intelligent right, why open old wounds.

I was talking to someone about this the other day, conservatives seem to live in their own little world, they dont care about anyone but themselves, if it doesn't offend them, they dont care. You havent been taught, that throughout history, people have beat, raped and killed us. There are still race motivated crimes that happen today. People still call us N1ggas, I was called one my first deployment by an Iraqi, and soldiers started laughing, how do you think I felt? I dont laught at anything that involves racism, never have and probably never will. You guys need to read up on history, if you want I will pay for your admission to any Black history Museum, Hell even Rush Limbaugh apologized for laughing at a caller comparing Obama to a monkey.

I am not beating, raping or killing ANYBODY.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey
show me where it mentions black people..:shifty:

according to dictionary.com...
monkey - n.

1. any mammal of the order Primates, including the guenons, macaques, langurs, and capuchins, but excluding humans, the anthropoid apes, and, usually, the tarsier and prosimians.

You all are a bunch of MONKEYS!!!!! GAL!!!

You guys should all ignore each other. There must be about 1 billion threads where you fight about the same freaking thing. I am about to stop reading threads here as you turn most of them into BS fights and you'll never get through to your opponent because no one actually listens to the other side of the story, you thinking of a way to prove your point as your eyes glaze over the words.

Turning a funny ad for burgers into a racist, ignorant battle on a CAR FORUM. Seriously everyone needs to get LAID!!!!

I'm done now.
FWIW, this ad is sex. Sex sells. We all have sex - I think.... but you are making me question this.

Blink and you're human - i don't think so.

I was talking to someone about this the other day, conservatives seem to live in their own little world, they dont care about anyone but themselves, if it doesn't offend them, they dont care

Your point? Or is this an attempt to perpetuate a false stereotype?

You haven't been taught, that throughout history, people have beat, raped and killed us.

Actually, given the ignorance you have demonstrated throughout this forum, I am willing to bet that I know more then you on this subject (unless we are talking baseless lies, indoctrination and black liberation theology).

Again, that doesn't justify any type of chip on your shoulder, which you seem to have.

There are still race motivated crimes that happen today.

Yep, and they are at least as much blacks attacking whites today as they are whites attacking blacks.

People still call us N1ggas,

Most often other blacks an/or people who have been desensitized to that term's racist origins...

I was called one my first deployment by an Iraqi, and soldiers started laughing, how do you think I felt?

By a white guy or a black guy?

That term is so common today that any claim that is it racist is usually completely arbitrary and due to someone not having a sense of humor.

I don't laugh at anything that involves racism, never have and probably never will.

If that is the case, then you need to lighten up. However, I doubt that. You ever laugh at Chapelle? Mencia? Griffin? Most all of them make a living playing up and exaggerating negative racial stereotypes.

You guys need to read up on history, if you want I will pay for your admission to any Black history Museum

Yes, it is us who are ignorant here. :rolleyes:

Hell even Rush Limbaugh apologized for laughing at a caller comparing Obama to a monkey.

Considering your habit of mischaracterizing him, I would like to see an actual transcript and/or unedited audio recording to verify the context of that claim.

I have a question for you:Is it possible for a black person to be racist?

You all are a bunch of MONKEYS!!!!! GAL!!!

You guys should all ignore each other. There must be about 1 billion threads where you fight about the same freaking thing. I am about to stop reading threads here as you turn most of them into BS fights and you'll never get through to your opponent because no one actually listens to the other side of the story, you thinking of a way to prove your point as your eyes glaze over the eyes.

Turning a funny ad for burgers into a racist, ignorant battle on a CAR FORUM. Seriously everyone needs to get LAID!!!!

I'm done now.
FWIW, this ad is sex. Sex sells. We all have sex - I think.... but you are making me question this.

Blink and you're human - i don't think so.

I am single, I dont have SEX!

I wouldnt call a white person a "Cracker", so why call me a monkey, isnt there another name to call me, were intelligent right, why open old wounds.

"Cracker," on the other hand IS listed as a racial slur on dictionary.com...

cracker - n.

4. (initial capital letter) Sometimes Disparaging and Offensive. a native or inhabitant of Georgia

5. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a poor white person living in some rural parts of the southeastern U.S.

Also mentioned on wikipedia as "an abusive or slang term for a white person."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker

I rest my case, you've been righteously owned AGAIN, and YOU are a racist. *owned*

I am not beating, raping or killing ANYBODY.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey
show me where it mentions black people..:shifty:

according to dictionary.com...
monkey - n.

1. any mammal of the order Primates, including the guenons, macaques, langurs, and capuchins, but excluding humans, the anthropoid apes, and, usually, the tarsier and prosimians.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

Under the M's

Your point? Or is this an attempt to perpetuate a false stereotype?



Actually, given the ignorance you have demonstrated throughout this forum, I am willing to bet that I know more then you on this subject (unless we are talking baseless lies, indoctrination and black liberation theology).

Again, that doesn't justify any type of chip on your shoulder, which you seem to have.



Yep, and they are at least as much blacks attacking whites today as they are whites attacking blacks.



Most often other blacks an/or people who have been desensitized to that term's racist origins...



By a white guy or a black guy?

That term is so common today that any claim that is it racist is usually completely arbitrary and due to someone not having a sense of humor.



If that is the case, then you need to lighten up. However, I doubt that. You ever laugh at Chapelle? Mencia? Griffin? Most all of them make a living playing up and exaggerating negative racial stereotypes.



Yes, it is us who are ignorant here. :rolleyes:



Considering your habit of mischaracterizing him, I would like to see an actual transcript and/or unedited audio recording to verify the context of that claim.

I have a question for you:Is it possible for a black person to be racist?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

"Cracker," on the other hand IS listed as a racial slur on dictionary.com...

cracker - n.

4. (initial capital letter) Sometimes Disparaging and Offensive. a native or inhabitant of Georgia

5. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a poor white person living in some rural parts of the southeastern U.S.

Also mentioned on wikipedia as "an abusive or slang term for a white person."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker

What is interesting is that a lot of the belligerent, overly agressive, showboating behavior that is predominant in the thug culture that is, unfortunately, a big part of the black community come originally from that "cracka" culture in the south. It isn't distinctly "black".

"Cracker," on the other hand IS listed as a racial slur on dictionary.com...

cracker - n.

4. (initial capital letter) Sometimes Disparaging and Offensive. a native or inhabitant of Georgia

5. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a poor white person living in some rural parts of the southeastern U.S.

Also mentioned on wikipedia as "an abusive or slang term for a white person."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker

I rest my case, you've been righteously owned AGAIN, and YOU are a racist. *owned*

How have I been "owned" I said I would never call a white person a "cracker"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

Is that an answer to my question?

Is it possible for a black person to be racist?

Does it provide a link for your claim about Limbaugh?

Just because a term can be construed as an ethic slur doesn't justify an assumption that it is meant that way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs

Under the M's

Monkey
(UK) a black person.[115] Also used by white people in Southeast Asia to describe local people

You live in the U.K.??? You had to dig THAT deep to find that? You're a TOOL, a close-minded, ignorant TOOL. This is like trying to talk sense into an environmentalist, POINTLESS.

You all are a bunch of MONKEYS!!!!! GAL!!!

You guys should all ignore each other. There must be about 1 billion threads where you fight about the same freaking thing. I am about to stop reading threads here as you turn most of them into BS fights and you'll never get through to your opponent because no one actually listens to the other side of the story, you thinking of a way to prove your point as your eyes glaze over the words.

Turning a funny ad for burgers into a racist, ignorant battle on a CAR FORUM. Seriously everyone needs to get LAID!!!!

I'm done now.
FWIW, this ad is sex. Sex sells. We all have sex - I think.... but you are making me question this.

Blink and you're human - i don't think so.
:repost:

How have I been "owned" I said I would never call a white person a "cracker"

Because YOU are the one comparing apples to oranges.;)

I am about to stop reading threads here.

:shifty:

What is interesting is that a lot of the belligerent, overly agressive, showboating behavior that is predominant in the thug culture that is, unfortunately, a big part of the black community come originally from that "cracka" culture in the south. It isn't distinctly "black".

Being from possibly the worst part of Detroit, I have seen more people working than "thuggin". I dont know much about the white culture from the south, all my time in the south was spent on a military installation, however I never knew that the "thug" culture was huge in the white community.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/611161

Here you go!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/611161

Here you go!

First of all, urbandictionary is a joke. Second of all, we said Obama looked like a MONKEY, we didnt call him a "porch monkey." ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. keep owning yourself :D

First of all, urbandictionary is a joke. Second of all, we said Obama looked like a MONKEY, we didnt call him a "porch monkey." ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. keep owning yourself :D

Maybe if you read Urban Dictionary, you would know that "monkey" is a racial term when referring to a black person.:D

Maybe if you read Urban Dictionary, you would know that "monkey" is a racial term when referring to a black person.:D

I understand that, do you know what "CONTEXT" means?

Just because a term can be construed as an ethic slur doesn't justify an assumption that it is meant that way.

What he said.

I never knew that the "thug" culture was huge in the white community.

Where did I say that it was?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/611161

Here you go!

What does it prove?

All you have demonstrated is that the term "monkey" CAN be a racial slur. You have not and can not shown that it is a racial slur.

Also, you have yet to answer my question. This is the third time I have asked it:

Is it possible for a black person to be racist?


Why can't you answer that question?

MONKEY IN YOUR SOUL

I got one and you want four
It's so hard to help you
I can't keep up with you no more
And you treat me like it's a sin
But you can't lock me in
You want me here with you right to the end
No thank you my friend
I fear the monkey in your soul
Won't you turn that bebop down
I can't hear my heart beat
Where's that fatback chord I found?
Honey don't you think it was wrong
To interrupt my song?
I'll pack my things and run so far from here
Goodbye dear
I fear the monkey in your soul
YouTube - Steely Dan-Monkey in Your Soul (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q15zMpAR3OI)

Maybe if you read Urban Dictionary, you would know that "monkey" is a racial term when referring to a black person.:D

Wrong! It can be a racial term when referring to a black person, but that doesn't mean that it is, in any context, always a racial term when referring to a black person.

I understand that, do you know what "CONTEXT" means?

You dont understand that, if so you wouldnt be defending it. I know what "context" means.

If a person stole from you, wouldn't you watch that person around your valuables? Thats the way I am with racism, I know that every white person isn't racist, but how do I know that, so I take offense to all racial terms, evem those geared towards whites, I put more black people out of the Army from making racial remarks than whites. I dont tolerate any type of racism. Period!

ONLY A FOOL WOULD SAY THAT

A world become one
Of salads and sun
Only a fool would say that
A boy with a plan
A natural man
Wearing a white stetson hat
Unhand that gun begone
There's no one to fire upon
If he's holding it high
He's telling a lie

I heard it was you
Talkin' 'bout a world
Where all is free
It just couldn't be
And only a fool would say that

The man in the street
Draggin' his feet
Don't wanna hear the bad news
Imagine your face
There is his place
Standing inside his brown shoes
You do his nine to five
Drag yourself home half alive
And there on the screen
A man with a dream

Anybody on the street
Has murder in his eyes
You feel no pain
And you're younger
Then you realize


YouTube - Steely Dan - Only a Fool Would Say That (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mkoAliZGvk)

MONKEY IN YOUR SOUL

I got one and you want four
It's so hard to help you
I can't keep up with you no more
And you treat me like it's a sin
But you can't lock me in
You want me here with you right to the end
No thank you my friend
I fear the monkey in your soul
Won't you turn that bebop down
I can't hear my heart beat
Where's that fatback chord I found?
Honey don't you think it was wrong
To interrupt my song?
I'll pack my things and run so far from here
Goodbye dear
I fear the monkey in your soul
YouTube - Steely Dan-Monkey in Your Soul (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q15zMpAR3OI)



:lol: Steely Dan MUST be a group of racists :D

Where did I say that it was?



What does it prove?

All you have demonstrated is that the term "monkey" CAN be a racial slur. You have not and can not shown that it is a racial slur.

Also, you have yet to answer my question. This is the third time I have asked it:

Is it possible for a black person to be racist?


Why can't you answer that question?

Hell yeah its possible for a black person to be a racist, My ex-wife's grandfather lives in McComb, Mississippi, he is racist as hell. Malcolm X was a racist IMO

You dont understand that, if so you wouldnt be defending it. I know what "context" means.

I dont tolerate any type of racism. Period!

I don't like it either, thats why I don't regret saying Obama looks like a friggin MONKEY!!! :D

Is it racist to compare Obama to Urkel?
Because, this 'racist' stuff is very complicated. Someone should put a chart together. Who can say what, what you can say when.... it's all very confusing.

FIRE IN THE HOLE

I decline
To walk the line
They tell me that I'm lazy
Worldly wise
I realize
That everybody's crazy
A woman's voice reminds me
To serve and not to speak
Am I myself or just another freak

Don't you know
There's fire in the hole
And nothing left to burn
I'd like to run out now
There's nowhere left to turn

With a cough
I shake it off
And work around my yellow stripe
Should I hide
And eat my pride
Or wait until it's good and ripe
My life is boiling over
It's happened once before
I wish someone would open up the door

Don't you know
There's fire in the hole
And nothing left to burn
I'd like to run out now
There's nowhere left to turn


YouTube - Steely Dan - Fire in the Hole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee1rS0CsEss)

Man, talk about total thread degradation:confused:

CHANGE OF THE GUARD

If you listen you can hear it
It's the laughter in the street
It's the motion in the music
And the fire beneath your feet
All the signs are right this time
You don't have to try so very hard
If you live in this world
You're feelin' the change of the guard

All the cowboys and your neighbors
Can you swallow up your pride
Take your guns off if you're willin'
And you know we're on your side
If you wanna get thru the years
It's high time you played your card
If you live in this world
You're feelin' the change of the guard


YouTube - Change of the Guard - Steely Dan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MUwTCbYKg4&feature=PlayList&p=9177FD70C3B8474C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=8)

Is it racist to compare Obama to Urkel?
Because, this 'racist' stuff is very complicated. Someone should put a chart together. Who can say what, what you can say when.... it's all very confusing.

Feelings can get hurt very easily, so why even compare Obama to a monkey, why not a rat, giraffe, or any other animal. I th ink he looks like a rat.

I see ya workin Warden:cool:

YOUR GOLD TEETH

Got a feeling I've been here before
Watching as you cross the killing floor
You know you'll have to pay it all
You'll pay today or pay tomorrow
You fasten up your beaded gown
Then you try to tie me down
Do you work it out one by one
Or played in combination
You throw out your gold teeth
Do you see how they roll
I have seen your iron and your brass
Can't you see it shine behind the glass
Your fortune is your roving eye
Your mouth and legs
Your gift for the runaround
Torture is the main attraction
I don't need that kind of action
You don't have to dance for me
I've seen your dance before
Do you throw out your gold teeth
Do you see how they roll
Tobacco they grow in Peking
In the Year of the Locust
You'll see a sad thing
Even Cathy Berberian knows
There's one roulade she can't sing
Dumb luck my friend
Won't suck me in this time Got a feeling I've been here before
Won't you let me help you find the door
All you got to do is use
Your silver shoes
A gift for the runaround
Use your knack darlin'
Take one step back darlin'
There ain't nothing in Chicago
For a monkey woman to do
Do you throw out your gold teeth
Do you see how they roll

YouTube - Your Gold Teeth - Steely Dan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3BjjpZedl8)

If a person stole from you, wouldn't you watch that person around your valuables? Thats the way I am with racism, I know that every white person isn't racist, but how do I know that, so I take offense to all racial terms, evem those geared towards whites

So, they are guilty until proven innocent? Shouldn't the burden of proof be the other way?

If someone takes racial offense at an expression that clearly wasn't meant to be racist, the problem is not with the person who made the expression.

Feelings can get hurt very easily, so why even compare Obama to a monkey, why not a rat, giraffe, or any other animal. I th ink he looks like a rat.

Because I don't think he looks like a rat, giraffe, or anything else that comes to mind. He's "hurting my feelings" by taking away our Constitutional rights and skewing them. I hope I DO hurt his damn feelings by saying he looks like a monkey! Monkey, the animal, the primate, who lives in the jungle with other miscellaneous animals.

More Steely Dan?
Cool, let me see if youtube has my favorite one......

Well, back to sex... ever so much more entertaining...

Does sex sell - or in this case - the lack of sex?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/Rrh9fPQy4UI/AAAAAAAABbc/3FH0VBx5P4Y/s1600/qsol.jpg

Nope, they don't. Must be too rare. Guess i'll have to get the song on there myself. Don't worry, i'll keep you posted and i will not let you down.

I'll go looking for a few others. Unless one of you has Soul Ram from the Android Warehouse album that was never recorded?

Well, back to sex... ever so much more entertaining...

Does sex sell - or in this case - the lack of sex?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/Rrh9fPQy4UI/AAAAAAAABbc/3FH0VBx5P4Y/s1600/qsol.jpg

That's why I was looking for Soul Ram. So raunchy. Just use your imagination.

You dont understand that, if so you wouldnt be defending it. I know what "context" means.

If a person stole from you, wouldn't you watch that person around your valuables? Thats the way I am with racism, I know that every white person isn't racist, but how do I know that, so I take offense to all racial terms, evem those geared towards whites, I put more black people out of the Army from making racial remarks than whites. I dont tolerate any type of racism. Period!Funny, I thought you were done with this forum, race baiter. :rolleyes:

Jolly Tricks and politics
May mess you up
Soul Ram

Little men with stick pins
Leave you high and dry
Soul Ram

Baby runs the show
She's got a Soul Ram
Understand
Who could know
That she'd be up on top
All night long
Never stop
Right or wrong

Carousels and wishing wells
Are fine for some
Soul Ram
After dark
Tacoma park
Can sure be fun
Soul Ram

Baby oughta know
She's got a soul ram
So well planned
I suppose that
She don't need her friends

Anymore
Just pretends
Knows the score

Baby let it roll
She's got a soul ram
In her hand
Never knew
She dug the heavy stuff
Steely Dan
Play it rough
Back door man

Jelly roll
can't save your soul
This mama can
Soul Ram
Soul Ram
Soul Ram

this is one of my favs - it actually had to be pulled - but I love it...

http://www.bloggingbuyouts.com/media/2007/05/billboardx-large.jpg

Well, back to sex... ever so much more entertaining...

Does sex sell - or in this case - the lack of sex?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/Rrh9fPQy4UI/AAAAAAAABbc/3FH0VBx5P4Y/s1600/qsol.jpg


I had sex this past friday, I didnt think she was going to give it up. Great AD

I don't have a bigger size ;) on this one - but the headline says "We are as excited as you are"

Believe it or not - it is a Volvo ad...

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/volvo_glad_to_see_you.preview.jpg

Funny, I thought you were done with this forum, race baiter. :rolleyes:

READING is fundamental! I never said the forum! Please add me to your ignore list.

This one is kinda wrong

COUSIN DUPREE

Well I've kicked around a lot since high school
I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs
From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band
To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs
Now I've come back home to plan my next move
From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch
When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
All I could say was ow-ow-ouch

CHORUS:
Honey how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play
When we were three
How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree

She turned my life into a living hell
In those little tops and tight capris
I pretended to be readin' the National Probe
As I was watchin' her wax her skis
On Saturday night she walked in with her date
And backs him up against the wall
I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing
In a voice I never knew I had before

CHORUS

I'll teach you everything I know
If you teach me how to do that dance
Life is short and quid pro quo
And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?

One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire
And I decided to make my play
I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks
How can you stand it for one more day
She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes
Or that your mind has turned to applesauce
The dreary architecture of your soul
I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?

YouTube - Steely Dan on Letterman plays "Cousin Dupree" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFV8ATd7pd8)

So, does sex sell? Certainly for lingerie and booze it does - but, BK sandwiches?

READING is fundamental! I never said the forum! Please add me to your ignore list.

It IS fundamental, read your own words... A$$HAT


"I think this is my last visit to the political section."

So, subtle - but memorable...

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/pumas_kneeling.jpg

this is one of my favs - it actually had to be pulled - but I love it...

http://www.bloggingbuyouts.com/media/2007/05/billboardx-large.jpg

Oh, you're a visual person. Let me see what I can find then. Lets shut these tools up.:rolleyes:

This is my FAV. It's what's left to the imagination!!!

YouTube - Korean SOUP SLURP!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWbA-YN4bK8)

It IS fundamental, read your own words... A$$HAT
*owned*

Seems that this thread is dying a bit. I guess i'll pop into the political forum and see how many Steely Dan lovers are in there.

Seems that this thread is dying a bit. I guess i'll pop into the political forum and see how many Steely Dan lovers are in there.

Well, I'm the idiot, this is in the political forum. Figured this was 'anything goes'. Anyway, i'm off to turn political threads into sex ads. I am starting to understand the fun petessweets has with some of you.

Would someone please play more Steely Dan.

Warden - you will like this one...

YouTube - banned commercial for glasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6MZHRE3jU)

Would someone please play more Steely Dan.

Okay, but this is the last one. Then it's off to bed young man.....you've had a big day.

SHOW BIZ KIDS

CHORUS:
While the poor people sleepin'
With the shade on the light
While the poor people sleepin'
All the stars come out at night
After closing time
At the Guernsey Fair
I detect the El Supremo
From the room at the top of the stairs
Well I've been around the world
And I've been in the Washington Zoo
And in all my travels
As the facts unravel
I've found this to be true
CHORUS
They got the house on the corner
With the rug inside
They got the booze they need
All that money can buy
They got the shapely bods
They got the Steely Dan T-shirt
And for the coup-de-gras
They're outrageous
CHORUS
Show biz kids making movies
Of themselves you know they
Don't give a fick about anybody else CHORUS
YouTube - Show Biz Kids - Steely Dan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43wN23qvlbU)

Fox, i'd love anything you showed me:cool:

What about this one. This is real old, I think this was the first video I was ever e-mailed. Still my all time fav.
YouTube - englisch lernen? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2hI1N_n5ng)

:lol:

That's awesome, Warden!

You always say someone is dishonest when they disagree, please show my lies.

Where did I say you were being dishonest? I wasn't that vague; I accused you of lying. That is easily verified. You lied three times in the post I was responding to.

*owned*

just as I promised him, again :D

I love sexy car commercials...
Not in this weather...
YouTube - Not in this weather! (Mercedes Benz Banned Commercial) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi47UcyK4Ms)

So, we are talking about sex in advertising - right? The whole racism thing was weird...

Warden - you will like this one...

YouTube - banned commercial for glasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6MZHRE3jU)

Hhahahaaa, another brilliant one.