Stress Relief

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and
when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.


I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His
insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and
then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote
a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about
20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers
that said, 'Bush/Cheney'

I try to have a little fun each day. The doctor
tells me that it's important to my health.

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