Joke of the day.

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of his standard response of reassuring her that that wasn't the case, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "

They'll grow larger over a period of years." he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

LOL the husband just died.

:I Very good!!! :Beer

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:Beer

LMAO :monkey:

LOL the husband just died.
:iconcur: Funny @$$ joke though! (Oh damn, I inadvertanly made a bad pun again? )

:dancefool :wrench

Hee hee...