1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY"
She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND"
She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 She does not "NAG" you
She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER"
She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

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