Calabrio
July 5th, 2007, 01:03 PM
Aren't There Better Uses for That?
Posted by Harvey at 05:00 PM
Presidential hopeful Barack Obama set a new fundraising record in the second quarter by pulling in $32.5 million, bringing his total for the year to $58 million.
Since Democrats are forever gloating about all the lefty goodies they could've bought with the money spent on the War on Terror, I think it's only fair to remind them of all the things they could've bought with those Obama campaign donations:
Is Obama REALLY worth not having this?
* 116,000 kevlar helmets for baby seals
* 3,411,000 metal spikes to put in trees for wrecking lumberjack chainsaws
* 10,000 new roofs for Palestinian ambulances with perfectly circular holes from Israeli rocket attacks.
* 252,000 giant paper-maché Bush puppets for burning at protests.
* 19,000,000 gallons of gas for Harry Reid's SUV so he doesn't have to walk across the street.
* 29,000 sensitivity training classes to help cure blacks of their homophobia.
* 210,000 shopping carts for the homeless.
* 2,857,000 inner tubes for illegal aliens.
* 145,000 haircuts for John Edwards.
* 400 if you include the cost of hair spray.
* 4500 face lifts for ugly feminists.
* 18,770,000 jars of urine for NEA art projects.
* 263,000 wedding cakes with two grooms on top.
* 1,300,000 bongs (strictly for medicinal purposes, of course)
* 116 TV commercials to promote a concert that'll raise $10 million dollars for AIDS research.
* 830,000 acoustic guitars for playing "Kumbaya" while setting fire to giant paper-maché Bush puppets.
* Enough carbon offsets to cancel out 3 days worth of Al Gore jetting around the country to discuss the perils of Global Warming.
Posted by Harvey at 05:00 PM
Presidential hopeful Barack Obama set a new fundraising record in the second quarter by pulling in $32.5 million, bringing his total for the year to $58 million.
Since Democrats are forever gloating about all the lefty goodies they could've bought with the money spent on the War on Terror, I think it's only fair to remind them of all the things they could've bought with those Obama campaign donations:
Is Obama REALLY worth not having this?
* 116,000 kevlar helmets for baby seals
* 3,411,000 metal spikes to put in trees for wrecking lumberjack chainsaws
* 10,000 new roofs for Palestinian ambulances with perfectly circular holes from Israeli rocket attacks.
* 252,000 giant paper-maché Bush puppets for burning at protests.
* 19,000,000 gallons of gas for Harry Reid's SUV so he doesn't have to walk across the street.
* 29,000 sensitivity training classes to help cure blacks of their homophobia.
* 210,000 shopping carts for the homeless.
* 2,857,000 inner tubes for illegal aliens.
* 145,000 haircuts for John Edwards.
* 400 if you include the cost of hair spray.
* 4500 face lifts for ugly feminists.
* 18,770,000 jars of urine for NEA art projects.
* 263,000 wedding cakes with two grooms on top.
* 1,300,000 bongs (strictly for medicinal purposes, of course)
* 116 TV commercials to promote a concert that'll raise $10 million dollars for AIDS research.
* 830,000 acoustic guitars for playing "Kumbaya" while setting fire to giant paper-maché Bush puppets.
* Enough carbon offsets to cancel out 3 days worth of Al Gore jetting around the country to discuss the perils of Global Warming.