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OldSchool1 November 27th, 2004, 10:49 PM The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.2
On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my dealer gave to me:
Twelve console buttons
Eleven inside lights
Ten factory speakers
Nine warning lights
Eight spark plugs
Seven quarts of coolant
Six panes of glass
Five full sized wheels
Four air springs
Three height sensors
Two heated mirrors
And a five point oh engine!
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mach8 November 27th, 2004, 11:28 PM Ho HO HO, there's a Christmas wish.
pepperman November 27th, 2004, 11:37 PM That was COOL. :cool:
MonsterMark November 27th, 2004, 11:42 PM Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.
Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.
mespock November 28th, 2004, 07:58 AM Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.
Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.
Wouldn't be the same with out the 5.0.
I want day four! first right now!
1wykdmk8 November 28th, 2004, 08:51 AM That was good.......:I with mespock......4 airsprings would be nice......lol :Beer
OldSchool1 November 29th, 2004, 10:36 PM Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.
Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.
You been drinking again Man? Oh, yeah, I forgot ... it's the holidays :)
OldSchool1 November 29th, 2004, 10:37 PM Ho HO HO, there's a Christmas wish.
It's all there brother.
OldSchool1 November 29th, 2004, 10:38 PM What's ~your~ version?
1989 Mark 7 December 14th, 2004, 06:51 PM that was good! :L
OldSchool1 December 14th, 2004, 08:39 PM that was good! :L
Thanks and welcome to the board.
What's ~your~ version of this song?
violent_j03 December 27th, 2004, 02:56 PM LOL I like that!!!!! Its still a Five-oh though. Four-six just dont sound right.
But I will take that beer!!!! :give
OldSchool1 December 9th, 2005, 11:39 PM Bump ...
... for the holidays!
Brian Williams December 10th, 2005, 04:03 PM HEYYYY, HOOOO, HEYYYYY, HOOOO! Very nice my Philli Brother. Did your little miss help you with that??
pepperman December 10th, 2005, 05:00 PM I remember this it is still good!!!!
One_Way December 10th, 2005, 06:10 PM Thanks for resurrecting this thread John!
It's been a GREAT year!
OldSchool1 December 11th, 2005, 07:31 PM HEYYYY, HOOOO, HEYYYYY, HOOOO! Very nice my Philli Brother. Did your little miss help you with that??
hehehe Nah.
Lynette's Mark VII sits in front of the house under a cover looking good. Her daily is a 2003 Windstar and before that, a 1992 Mercury Sable wagon.
OldSchool1 December 11th, 2005, 07:32 PM Glad to see it BUMPED back up for the holidays.
We need YOU to submit a version based on your experience with YOUR Lincoln.
One_Way December 12th, 2005, 10:05 PM Glad to see it BUMPED back up for the holidays.
We need YOU to submit a version based on your experience with YOUR Lincoln.
On the 12th day of Christmas the Lincoln gods gave to me:
12 gallons of gasoline
11 lbs of freon
10 car show trophies
9 thumbs up
8 Motorsport injectors
7 more Mark VII's
6 disc CD changer
5 Motorcraft oil filters
4 brand new tires
3 Mark VII show classes
2 SE emblems
and a shiny new paint job
:cool:
89IggyVII December 13th, 2005, 06:25 PM Both are Great!:Beer
OldSchool1 December 13th, 2005, 08:47 PM More More More!
MarkVIII93 December 13th, 2005, 09:24 PM Ok ill give it a try;
On the 12th day of christmas my parts store gave to me:
12 wheel weights
11 feet of brake line
10 valve stem sleeves
9 gallons of de-icer
8 spark plug wires
7 NGK plugs
6 engine cover bolts
5 qaurts of oil
4 cobra R's
3 12 inch subwoofers
2 900 watt amps
And one more NGK plug
OldSchool1 December 3rd, 2006, 08:23 PM Happy Holidays 2006 Everybody!
Please post your version of this parody.
John "OldSchool1" Dancy
torquemonkey December 3rd, 2006, 09:00 PM Happy holidays, indeed!
mespock December 3rd, 2006, 09:09 PM On the fifth day of Christmas the Philly gods gave to me ... 5 Phillys subs... and a coke in an air port.
Was fun going back over this thread thanks Old School... Happy Holidays to the Dancy family...
OldSchool1 December 3rd, 2006, 10:06 PM On the fifth day of Christmas the Philly gods gave to me ... 5 Phillys subs... and a coke in an air port.
Was fun going back over this thread thanks Old School... Happy Holidays to the Dancy family...
May you and your Family have a safe holiday.
OldSchool1 December 27th, 2006, 02:05 AM The last BUMP for 2006!
OldSchool1 December 5th, 2007, 07:21 PM Bump.
Happy holidays.
ground_zero298 December 5th, 2007, 08:25 PM On the 12th day of christmas my parents gave to me:
12 pounds of boost
11 thousand dollar paint job
10 second quarter
9 windows tinted
8 cops a starin'
7 minutes to myself
6 pounds of nitrous
5 hundred horses
4 exhaust tips flowin
3 12w6's poundin
2 big ol slicks
and a fat girl for some traction!
OldSchool1 December 5th, 2007, 10:02 PM ...
and a fat girl for some traction!
On my lap :)
Nice version. Thanks!
ground_zero298 December 5th, 2007, 10:09 PM well of course she has to be in my lap, it's a front wheel drive:D
Ricks90billblass December 6th, 2007, 12:42 AM On the 12th day of christmas my parents gave to me:
12 pounds of boost
11 thousand dollar paint job
10 second quarter
9 windows tinted
8 cops a starin'
7 minutes to myself
6 pounds of nitrous
5 hundred horses
4 exhaust tips flowin
3 12w6's poundin
2 big ol slicks
and a fat girl for some traction!
Dammit Boy!
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