10. EVERYONE ELSE drives one!
9. Too much vehicle for too much money.
8. Sucks more fuel than...well it just sucks!
7. Are you REALLY going to take that shiny new $40,000 SUV off road?
6. How can you "rough it" with a leather interior?
5. They're just cheap pickup trucks with back seats for an extra $20,000+.
4. They're too dang big!
3. Inferior overall safety.
2. Just like Chevy Chase's Family Truckster Wagon, except with four wheel drive.
1. Lemmings drown!