VW

Virtually Worthless


NAPA

Never Any Parts Available


TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

SUBARU

Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
U R A BUS (read backwards)
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back
Slick As A Brick
Swedish Auto - Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Swedish Auto's Are Best
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backward

VW

Virtually Worthless


NAPA

Never Any Parts Available


TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

SUBARU

Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
U R A BUS (read backwards)
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back
Slick As A Brick
Swedish Auto - Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Swedish Auto's Are Best
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backward



I add to this list a few...

Toyota

Take out your own trash a&*hole

BMW

Both men walk

GMC

Gotta mechanic coming

SAAB

Still aint a beemer

Iacoccoa

I am chairman of chrysler corporation of america

Always did like the toyota one. :give

I liked them all. Especially the Iacoccoa one.

Here, have a beer or two on me!!

Are you on the right or left bryan? :N

Are you on the right or left bryan? :N
Joe is jelous he wishes he was that skinny. :) Hello Joe I'm Back!!! :ban