mespock
September 17th, 2006, 11:19 AM
The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third
little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took
their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third
little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later
the waiter approached the table and asked if the
piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the
third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third
little piggy,"But why have you only ordered beer all
evening?"
(You're gonna LOVE me for this...)
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'"
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third
little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took
their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third
little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later
the waiter approached the table and asked if the
piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the
third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third
little piggy,"But why have you only ordered beer all
evening?"
(You're gonna LOVE me for this...)
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'"