Whoever you vote for, please vote!
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>> On Election Night 2004, the returns showed Kerry 50%
>> and Bush 50%. To avoid another Supreme Court case,
>> it was decided that there should be an ice fishing
>> contest between the two candidates to determine the
>> final winner. The candidate that caught the most
>> fish at the end of the week would win. After a lot
>> of back and forth discussion, it was decided that
>> the contest would take place on a remote and cold
>> lake in Wisconsin. There were to be no observers
>> present and both men were to be sent out separately
>> on this remote lake and return daily with their
>> catch for counting and verification.
>>
>> At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the
>> starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, George W.
>> returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes
>> he is just having another bad day or something and
>> hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
>>
>> At the end of the 2nd day, Kerry comes in with 20
>> fish and George W comes in again with none.
>>
>> That evening Dick Cheney gets together secretly with
>> George W and says, "I think Kerry is a lowlife,
>> cheatin son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow
>> and don't even bother to with fishing. Just spy on
>> him and see if he is cheating in any way."
>>
>> The next night (after Kerry comes in with 50 fish),
>> Cheney says to Bush, "well, what about it, is Kerry
>> cheating?"
>>
>> "He sure is, Dick, he's cutting holes in the ice."

LOL, Make me choke on a bowl of homemade chili like that! That's just not nice!LOL!:}

Yup, this might be our Commander in Chief.

Hope he didn't lose his dentures on that one.

That's too wrong(LOL)! Did you catch the expression of that girl to his left? That's how I feel!

it looks like she trying hard to keep from laughing. :biggrin:

"He sure is, Dick, he's cutting holes in the ice."I don't get it. (Now you know why I'm voting for Bush, LOL.) :biggrin: