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This is funny.....

RRocket
October 2nd, 2004, 07:50 PM
Last paragraph is classic.....


Fox News pulls reporter's item with fake Kerry quotes
WASHINGTON (AP) — Fox News apologized Friday for posting phony quotes from Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry on its Web site.

Carl Cameron, a Fox reporter who covers the Kerry campaign, wrote an item that looked like a news story with made-up Kerry quotes, said Paul Schur, a Fox spokesman. The item was not intended to be posted on the site.

"Carl made a stupid mistake which he regrets," Schur said Friday night. "And he has been reprimanded for his lapse in judgment. It was a poor attempt at humor."

The phony item posted early Friday read in part:

"Rallying supporters in Tampa Friday Kerry played up his performance in Thursday night's debate in which many observers agreed the Massachusetts senator outperformed the president.

'"Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate!' Kerry said Friday.

"With the foreign-policy debate in the history books, Kerry hopes to keep the pressure on and the sense of traction going.

"Aides say he will step up attacks on the president in the next few days, and pivot somewhat to the domestic agenda, with a focus on women and abortion rights.

'"It's about the Supreme Court. Women should like me! I do manicures,' Kerry said."

The item also quoted Kerry as saying of himself and President Bush: "I'm metrosexual — he's a cowboy."

After withdrawing the item, Fox posted a statement on its Web site apologizing for the error. It said: "The item was based on a reporter's partial script that had been written in jest and should not have been posted or broadcast. We regret the error, which occurred because of fatigue and bad judgment, not malice." (Related site: Apology from Fox News)

Cameron has been a political reporter for Fox News since 1996, Schur said.

Asked about the incident, Kerry spokesman David Wade said: "America would be stronger if only George Bush could admit his mistakes as easily."

Joeychgo
October 2nd, 2004, 08:03 PM
Rofl

MonsterMark
October 2nd, 2004, 08:06 PM
I asked several women today what they thought of Kerry's metrosexual makeover. They laughed.

barry2952
October 2nd, 2004, 10:43 PM
Are you sure they were laughing with you?

MonsterMark
October 2nd, 2004, 11:25 PM
Yup, it was seared, seared into my memory. They were laughing with me, not at me.

Here Barry, I think Kerry wants to thank you for your support.

MonsterMark
October 2nd, 2004, 11:53 PM
Ron, Now HERE is some really good political humor. (Note: Scroll back up to the top.)

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2004/10/classic_tv_scri.html#comments


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