Joeychgo
October 1st, 2004, 05:59 PM
Watch out for these New Viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee have solutions
for these viruses as of yet!!!
The George Bush Virus- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting
and re-counting.
The John Kerry virus- causes the floppy to flip flop on its stored
memory.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus- Makes a new hard drive out
of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves,
but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy... then discards it through Windows.
for these viruses as of yet!!!
The George Bush Virus- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting
and re-counting.
The John Kerry virus- causes the floppy to flip flop on its stored
memory.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus- Makes a new hard drive out
of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves,
but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy... then discards it through Windows.