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J3FF
March 16th, 2006, 08:56 PM
Ok so I will admit I am in school, but here is my story. I was walking out of school today with my friend Pedro, up the parking lot (at the end) where my beautiful LS stood waiting on me. I had just washed this thing yesterday, so I was really mad when I got to the top to see someone had put something on my car. On the hood it looked as if some dork put some glue on my hood. And i'm not talking about a drop, we are talking the whole damn bottle!! So it looked white and at first I was freaking out because it looked like it was eating the paint off of my hood. So I make a few phone calls, and I found out that some redneck during his Agriculture class, came outside, walked all the way up to my car and through a bottle at my car. So I was and still am FURIOUS, now I just gotta find a way to pay the idiot back. Oh yea...he drives an ugly Dodge Dually with 12 inch in diameter stacks on each side.

GOOD NEWS IS, the glue was non adheasive to the clear coat. So it came off. I had to rub it off with my finger, because for one, a napkin or cloth is rough, and second for some reason you hands always work as great water-spot buffers!!

Well, it's not as bad as some guys at school, getting their cars keyed, all I gotta say is, if someone keys my car, they will have set the world record on the worst beat down.

steagle
March 16th, 2006, 09:02 PM
damn! well be thankful it was just a bottle of glue, and not a brick or something more serious. i'm not going to condone revenge, because it will probably just draw out the drama even further, but i know if i was in your shoes i'd be thinking up some evil sh*t to do to that Dodge.

PM80
March 16th, 2006, 09:08 PM
Crawl under his truck and knock his freeze plug out and quickly shove a candle of a little bigger size in the hole. He won't be driving much longer.

I agree with above though

PM80
March 16th, 2006, 09:12 PM
1.Pull all the valve stem inners out

2. Put a zippy tie on the drive shaft. Makes a nice noise

Boomhower
March 16th, 2006, 09:12 PM
So any plans as of now? Was this a practical joke, or was there motive behind it? I know it was your car that got sh*t on, and thank god there was no permanent damage, but if it was a joke, then every dog has his day. It's just a matter of marking your calender. But if there was motive behind it, then there are far to many ppl on this site to let this ISSUE go unanswered:gr_devil: . Pay backs a bit*h. I'm looking forward to seeing some help for you on this ISSUE.

Hawk03
March 16th, 2006, 09:17 PM
Revenge is a way to get you car keyed or have something worse happen to your car, I wouldn't adivse of it. But a non-aggresive way to get him back is to crawl under his truck and pull a couple of spark plug wires off. (I do not take any responsibility for any of your actions/reactions)

Boomhower
March 16th, 2006, 09:21 PM
No revenge? Guys, come on. Consider the laws of gravity if you will and apply it to this. For every action, there is an equal or opposite re-action. At least oblige yourself with an equal action. Now I do agree that this will only drag this out, but I'd still be standing there at the end with my guns drawn. No pun intended.

02LSE96LSC91SE84TC
March 16th, 2006, 09:27 PM
Probably better off letting it go, as long as it was just a stupid prank and nothing personal. When you say stacks do you mean vertical semi like stacks. Thats tooo easy to mess with. You could drop something stinky in them, or something to rattle, or plug em. I say again let it go, but he's an easy target if it continued.

LuxurySport00
March 16th, 2006, 09:33 PM
i'm not saying you should do this but if it were me i'd hit him somewhere else, something that can't be tied to you.. make it minor but annoying, there are plenty of things you can think of to ruin someone's day but cause no serious damage.

lexdiamondz10304
March 16th, 2006, 10:09 PM
No revenge? Guys, come on. Consider the laws of gravity if you will and apply it to this. For every action, there is an equal or opposite re-action. At least oblige yourself with an equal action. Now I do agree that this will only drag this out, but I'd still be standing there at the end with my guns drawn. No pun intended.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

sloban
March 16th, 2006, 10:19 PM
No revenge? Guys, come on. Consider the laws of gravity if you will and apply it to this. For every action, there is an equal or opposite re-action. At least oblige yourself with an equal action. Now I do agree that this will only drag this out, but I'd still be standing there at the end with my guns drawn. No pun intended.

The problem is, the reaction is seldom equal. Maybe it's our culture, or maybe it's just human nature, but tit-for-tat tends to escalate and it could very well wind up with "guns drawn". One person dead and the other's life ruined. Over what? Childish sh!t.

BanginLS
March 16th, 2006, 10:25 PM
let it blow over... u want to be able to get him back, and not get repucutions for urself.. either that or confront him.. give the redneck a "hicks rule" T shirt.. and have it say Dumbass in the back.. he will never notice.. lmao..



naw.. the best way to do it is to let things cool over.. and in about a month get him back.. but remember.. karma is crazy

J3FF
March 16th, 2006, 10:26 PM
Yea Semi stacks. We'll the dufus who did it hates me and my car, just because it's parked in BMW lane (The nice section where people respect their cars) and it looks hella good. He's a dumb dude, and he must think I'm retarded or something to think I wont notice. I'll probably just take this up face to face, you know a little Mortal Kombat action. It's better embarassing someone infront of the whole crowd rather than messing with his already messed up truck!

Frogman
March 17th, 2006, 12:27 AM
Wait a couple of months.

Then exact your revenge, whatever it may be. I could give you ideas upon ideas, but I'm not going to.

I will say two words though... Sugar Gastank.

NVMyLS
March 17th, 2006, 12:35 AM
There are too many haters out there. I think that the best thing to do would get back at him. If you don't get back at him, you're letting think that he "owns you" and you don't want that. I mean, just wait a while and he'll never know what hit him....

sloban
March 17th, 2006, 01:50 AM
Yes, it appears that the title of this thread is all too accurate. As the nature of the responses show ... people have issues. Little maturity or common decency maybe, but issues aplenty. Well, just remember that this sort of thing tends to be a full-contact sport where everyone comes off the field hurt, but nobody wins. There's probably nothing I can say that will get through the testosterone, but I'll bet you know deep down inside that two wrongs won't make a right.

gt95coupe
March 17th, 2006, 07:46 AM
There are too many haters out there. I think that the best thing to do would get back at him. If you don't get back at him, you're letting think that he "owns you" and you don't want that. I mean, just wait a while and he'll never know what hit him....
If you do anything wait several weeks. then go to school with a bunch of potatoes (like 10 or 20) and drop them down his stupid stacks!:D MAKE SURE NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT IT NOT EVEN YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND

mholhut
March 17th, 2006, 08:05 AM
Ok so I will admit I am in school, but here is my story. I was walking out of school today with my friend Pedro...

Wow... I had a weird vision when I read that...

http://www.film-forward.com/napoleon.jpg

As far as revenge, I wouldn't stoop to that level because it will just incite retalliation. Worst case scenario... send him a "Vote for Pedro" t-shirt!

lloydrage
March 17th, 2006, 09:31 AM
Fv<k that. kick is ass. At least slap him around a little. teach him not to fv<k with a mafia car.

TheRebel
March 17th, 2006, 09:38 AM
Do you have cameras on your campus? If so see if they have him doing that to your car and if so then press charges or something. Thats pretty harsh I know, but he will think twice before he does something else because he'll know he is on camera and you get your revenge legally. And not all of us rednecks are that bad, just the ones in the dodge trucks with stacks.

ToddG
March 17th, 2006, 10:09 AM
No revenge? Guys, come on. Consider the laws of gravity if you will and apply it to this. For every action, there is an equal or opposite re-action. At least oblige yourself with an equal action. Now I do agree that this will only drag this out, but I'd still be standing there at the end with my guns drawn. No pun intended.

Uh, that's Newton's Third Law of Motion, and it has nothing to do with gravity. :p

Come on, boys! Can't we all get along???

Do the mature thing and let it go. Retaliation will result in escalation. Think Israelis and the Palestinians.

bufordtpisser
March 17th, 2006, 10:32 AM
Come on, boys! Can't we all get along???

Do the mature thing and let it go. Retaliation will result in escalation. Think Israelis and the Palestinians.

THAT IS EXACTLY THE REASON THAT WE HAVE BULLIES IN THIS WORLD. Because everyone in this day and age is taught to lay down and take whatever those azzholes dish out. I am not condoning revenge, but I am saying that you need to let the jerk know that in no uncertain terms, that you will not tolerate his actions. If you have any witnesses, have him arrested. Report him to the school. Have your friends get the word out that you are insanely crazy and will cause him great bodily harm if he does not make it right.

I just had to report my own BULLY brother to the police because he stole a Harley from me and tried to extort over 5 thousand dollars that he needed to pay a friend for a debt on another Harley. He will hopefully learn a valuable lesson from his actions.

And if all else fails, a good old fashioned azz whopping is in store. It is your car, you earned it and you deserve to have it left alone by wanna be rednecks like the stack toting redneck and wanna be Harley rednecks like my brother.

Peace Out.

KD00LS
March 17th, 2006, 11:58 AM
Ah revenge, here's something I'm a pro at.
1) Wait a long period of time before you strike. Patience is a virtue.
2) Make a note to the kid that it didn't do any damage and he's lucky because the cops would have been involved. Stay calm, make it seem like not a big deal. Scare him a little with the cop comment so you don't get any reprocussions.
3) Research-the forgotten aspect. Plenty of pranks already done that you can find, from mild to wild. Search the internet.
4) The kill. With a good plan involved, stalk the prey and find out his most vulnerable point. (Offroading his truck, at the movies, asleep) Strike quietly, use a different car to drive you to the mission.
5) Give no sign of retaliation, also known as writing "paybacks a bitch" or anything that would hint to past experiences. Say nothing of it to anyone. Even your closest friends, everyone talks.
6) Buy a nice cigar. Sit outside and soak in the victory. Saying anything to anyone will only cause backlash.

If all else fails I'll fly out and we'll give him an old fashioned "roughin' up around the eyeballs".
Next time this happens, just kill him. That'll take care of the problem.

FYI- The sugar-gastank gag doesn't work to full potential, as shown on Mythbusters.

ToddG
March 17th, 2006, 12:25 PM
THAT IS EXACTLY THE REASON THAT WE HAVE BULLIES IN THIS WORLD. Because everyone in this day and age is taught to lay down and take whatever those azzholes dish out. I am not condoning revenge, but I am saying that you need to let the jerk know that in no uncertain terms, that you will not tolerate his actions. If you have any witnesses, have him arrested. Report him to the school. Have your friends get the word out that you are insanely crazy and will cause him great bodily harm if he does not make it right.

I just had to report my own BULLY brother to the police because he stole a Harley from me and tried to extort over 5 thousand dollars that he needed to pay a friend for a debt on another Harley. He will hopefully learn a valuable lesson from his actions.

And if all else fails, a good old fashioned azz whopping is in store. It is your car, you earned it and you deserve to have it left alone by wanna be rednecks like the stack toting redneck and wanna be Harley rednecks like my brother.

Peace Out.


Interesting that you advocate violence ("azz whopping"), then close your post with "Peace". :confused:

5.7sbc
March 17th, 2006, 12:31 PM
Similar situation happened to me . . . but I caught the fool red handed! . . . kicked his ass right then and there (middle of a shopping plaza parking lot). I think I got my point accross and let him limp home. Everyone knows this real simple rule . . . "Never mess with a mans ride, NEVER!"

Frogman
March 17th, 2006, 12:47 PM
FYI- The sugar-gastank gag doesn't work to full potential, as shown on Mythbusters.

O Snap!

I better tell my victim that the thousands of dollars he spent fixing his engine was all wasted money!

:rolleyes:

02LSE96LSC91SE84TC
March 17th, 2006, 12:58 PM
Peace and Peace out are two totally different things.
I've seen the sugar thing work, guy started his car made a U-turn and kaput. There the car sat for a while, I didn't do it and only herd about it after the fact, did see the stalled car thou and then was filled in on the story. The guy got stupid with a friend and another friend did the revenge.
Unrelated.
On the receiving end a different friends car started sputtering on his way to work and wouldn't restart after. He told me he suspected someone screwed with it but not sure what. I towed it to my house dropped and drained the tank, refilled and started after that. Could of been water or who knows what.

KD00LS
March 17th, 2006, 02:37 PM
O Snap!

I better tell my victim that the thousands of dollars he spent fixing his engine was all wasted money!

:rolleyes:

LOL then I guess it does work, on the show it had minimal influence but if you say so then I can't beat that.

bufordtpisser
March 17th, 2006, 02:44 PM
Interesting that you advocate violence ("azz whopping"), then close your post with "Peace". :confused:

Unless it is a last resort and other things have failed. I never want to hurt another human being, but even the most viscious dog will stop attacking after being hit over the head repeatedly. But then again there is that other saying, "never hit what you can shoot".(That was a joke, as in funny ha ha.)

Peace Out

daves2000ls
March 17th, 2006, 02:49 PM
i think the words of Hunter S. Thompson may apply here,
"I hate to advocate drugs, violence or insanity to anyone, but theyve always worked for me." get sh*tty and either kick his a$$ or do something minor to his truck, perhaps you should super glue his gas cap on, or jb weld it

J3FF
March 17th, 2006, 03:10 PM
I know someone would put a picture of Napolean Dynomite and Pedro on here!! Sorry to dissapoint you, but we do not resemble them. lol. Well I havent mentioned it to anyone and if I do something, it will be later, and I will make sure I drive a different vehicle. I have friends from other parts of the state, and yes the campus has cameras, but for some reason they had the cameras off that day. I've informaed the campus police about it, but have not reported a name. As for really bad pranks, I'll look something up. Something acidic, like eggs or balogna. Dropping tampons in the gas tank would be real nice too. I've also found out that on the particular truck, you can pop off the drive shaft. Stamps work real well on glass (Have you ever put a stamp on glass and tried to remove it?) Theres so many little things that you can do to a car. But also, I could sit inside the car one day in the back, windows are tinted, and wait for someone to come to my car. Let's just hope they have a real good explanation for what they have done to my car.

Boomhower
March 17th, 2006, 07:51 PM
Uh, that's Newton's Third Law of Motion, and it has nothing to do with gravity. :p


Motion, gravity. Very related issues. What goes up must come down. Motion up, gravity down. Kinda like Karma, don't cha think. Works hand in hand.


Come on, boys! Can't we all get along???


Your right, I think a group hug is in order.:cool:


Let's just hope they have a real good explanation for what they have done to my car.

I don't think an explanation is needed.


THAT IS EXACTLY THE REASON THAT WE HAVE BULLIES IN THIS WORLD. Because everyone in this day and age is taught to lay down and take whatever those azzholes dish out. I am not condoning revenge, but I am saying that you need to let the jerk know that in no uncertain terms, that you will not tolerate his actions.


THANK YOU bufordtpisser

Fla02LS
March 17th, 2006, 08:42 PM
Geez, i saw you mentioned "school" parking lot. Must mean middle school or something.

02LSE96LSC91SE84TC
March 17th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Geez, i saw you mentioned "school" parking lot. Must mean middle school or something.
Yeh, I got my licence at 11yrs old.

CobraConti
March 17th, 2006, 09:00 PM
i wonder if the trick of putting heavy duty spray adhesive on the gas pedal and on the carpet under the gas pedal/back of gas pedal really works.

Oh yeah, banana in the tailpipe. Do it!! I hate rednecks.

ToddG
March 17th, 2006, 09:31 PM
Motion, gravity. Very related issues. What goes up must come down. Motion up, gravity down. Kinda like Karma, don't cha think. Works hand in hand.





Your right, I think a group hug is in order.:cool:




I don't think an explanation is needed.





THANK YOU bufordtpisser

Acting on your primal insticts, eh Boomie? That's OK, but remember what separates us from other animals is that we can keep our emotions in check.

I think we need to look deeper into this and understand the dude's reasons why he hates Jeff so much. Maybe the guy was jealous that Jeff was captain of the football team and getting all the hotties?

chr0me
March 17th, 2006, 09:39 PM
eye for an eye, now go buy some silicone caulk and put in on his hood sheeeeittttt. fffff that elmer's glue lol. sh*t like that dont fly in ny... people get shot over stuff like that :shifty:

i'd probably approach him about it, hes probably scared of you for doing something like that anyways...

Boomhower
March 17th, 2006, 10:02 PM
Acting on your primal insticts, eh Boomie? That's OK, but remember what separates us from other animals is that we can keep our emotions in check.

I think we need to look deeper into this and understand the dude's reasons why he hates Jeff so much. Maybe the guy was jealous that Jeff was captain of the football team and getting all the hotties?

Most definitely. I am man, hear me roar!!!:D

Seriously though, glue on your hood??? I seriously doubt you'd let that fly either. You would take action as well, of some type. Can't even sit there and say otherwise. Doesn't matter you age, gender, nationality, grade level in school or any other thing you can think of for a person to do harm to your stuff, especially the stuff you've worked hard to get. Sh*t like that isn't right, and regardless of whether you choose the legal route or the road that is so many times traveled, the end result is the same. No one, and I mean NO ONE is going to let crap like this float on down stream. I will agree with the immature and childish remarks in previous post, and this is one of the best examples I've seen on the offenders behalf, but your still left with one question. What would you do? Enlighten us!

TKde0
March 17th, 2006, 10:41 PM
I was insanely mad when someone only spit on my car. Whoever did it is lucky that I had no idea who would do that to my car. And if it was someone I knew, they were lucky my car was in a place that it could have just been someone randomly walking by and I was able to let it go.

THAT IS EXACTLY THE REASON THAT WE HAVE BULLIES IN THIS WORLD. Because everyone in this day and age is taught to lay down and take whatever those azzholes dish out. I am not condoning revenge, but I am saying that you need to let the jerk know that in no uncertain terms, that you will not tolerate his actions. If you have any witnesses, have him arrested. Report him to the school. Have your friends get the word out that you are insanely crazy and will cause him great bodily harm if he does not make it right.

I just had to report my own BULLY brother to the police because he stole a Harley from me and tried to extort over 5 thousand dollars that he needed to pay a friend for a debt on another Harley. He will hopefully learn a valuable lesson from his actions.

And if all else fails, a good old fashioned azz whopping is in store. It is your car, you earned it and you deserve to have it left alone by wanna be rednecks like the stack toting redneck and wanna be Harley rednecks like my brother.

Peace Out.

It's not "mature" to let something like this go. People thinking it's "mature" to overlook someone covering their car's hood in glue really are the reason there are bullies. It's not being mature, it's being a pushover and a wuss. You have to at least retaliate somehow, whether it be some wussy scheme to get back at him without him knowing or simply beating the crap out of him. If you look the other way, then you're just asking for more crap.

J3FF
March 17th, 2006, 11:44 PM
Well the kid wasn't even at school today, so it makes you wonder if he heard about my wrath yesterday. I kinda screamed to my friends and some people walking to there cars that I was gunna rip this kid a new one when I found him. Yes this is high school, (I'm a senior) and I would not consider this dude a bully though, he likes to talk alot, but he doesn't have the body to back up his actions. Take a stick man, add a fat middle torso and you have him. I found a picture of him, believe it or not. Unfortunatly I have not snapped a pic of his semi stacks. Seriously, for his Christmas present he got a set of stacks 12 inches in diameter. It's so nasty. I was wanting to have a word with him today, but you know they want you to cool down when they skip school. I parked the car infront of the courtyard where I could see it all day. I know some will disagree, but I'm going to give the kid one more chance, if it happens again...it'll be a world of hurt for him. Thanks for all your help guys, I looked at all your posts and took all of them all into consideration. I'll keep you guys posted on what happens.

HyeLifeLS
March 18th, 2006, 02:16 AM
hahahahahah, good one... I love that movie

Wow... I had a weird vision when I read that...

http://www.film-forward.com/napoleon.jpg

As far as revenge, I wouldn't stoop to that level because it will just incite retalliation. Worst case scenario... send him a "Vote for Pedro" t-shirt!

ToddG
March 18th, 2006, 06:08 AM
I will agree with the immature and childish remarks in previous post, and this is one of the best examples I've seen on the offenders behalf, but your still left with one question. What would you do? Enlighten us!

Rocket Propelled Grenade, of course!
:D

THIS SHALL NOT STAND!

mholhut
March 18th, 2006, 10:54 AM
Actually, this would be a great experiment in human nature. I want to encourage him to seek retaliation for this.... sure, go beat the snot out of him or screw with his truck, show him who's boss. Anything worth doing is worth doing right I always say! C'mon... don't you have the stones to step up to this moron?!?!?! lol

I wanna see what happens after that.

mholhut
March 18th, 2006, 10:55 AM
I know someone would put a picture of Napolean Dynomite and Pedro on here!! Sorry to dissapoint you, but we do not resemble them. lol.

Jeff... there's NO way you could disappoint me, lol

Now go out and feed Tina some ham! ROFLMAO!!!!!

br94mk8
March 18th, 2006, 01:43 PM
No if you let it go he is gonna think your a b$tch wait a month then loosen his oil plug,he didn't know the paint wasn't going to get messed up.Or stick a pistol in his face and make him walk home naked-just kidding

TheRebel
March 18th, 2006, 02:39 PM
i wonder if the trick of putting heavy duty spray adhesive on the gas pedal and on the carpet under the gas pedal/back of gas pedal really works.

Oh yeah, banana in the tailpipe. Do it!! I hate rednecks.


Thanks, I like you too.

ToddG
March 18th, 2006, 03:08 PM
Wood chipper anyone?

MAllen82
March 18th, 2006, 03:37 PM
Funny how you guys are all saying how much you hate rednecks, but you all sound just like one. Being a good ol' boy from Georgia, I can say this with some confidence.

Todd, thanks for pointing out to boomhower the difference in Newton's Law's. That annoyed me more than the glue story.

As far as retaliation goes, don't do something to his car. First, that's SOO freaking obvious and lame. Be more creative and devious. And why would you wait? That's stupid. You should've confronted him right when you found out, and if that lead to you kicking his ass, well, then there's your payback. Otherwise, I've always found that messing with someone a little more subtley over a longer period of time really tends to get to them better.

In all honesty, I'd just sleep with his girlfriend at the next party and tell him how good she was to his face. That would hurt so much more than anything you could do to his car.

MAllen82
March 18th, 2006, 03:38 PM
By the way, what year is his dodge?

Boomhower
March 18th, 2006, 07:03 PM
Todd, thanks for pointing out to boomhower the difference in Newton's Law's. That annoyed me more than the glue story.

Now I feel bad, that you guys are so anal retentive. Obviously some of us payed more attention in history class than myself :sleep:. Newton's Third Law, Newton's law of Gravitation. I guess If I had of paid more attention to the 1600's lecture, I wouldn't have sounded like Billy Bob.

My apologies J3FF, for helping turn this into a personal issue. You posted that you wanted to pay the idiot back, and we've all responded in various colors. Including bickering :F . What a great example of maturity we've become. Sounds like you've made your decision and best wished for you on your endeavor.

ToddG
March 18th, 2006, 09:21 PM
Now I feel bad, that you guys are so anal retentive. Obviously some of us payed more attention in history class than myself :sleep:. Newton's Third Law, Newton's law of Gravitation. I guess If I had of paid more attention to the 1600's lecture, I wouldn't have sounded like Billy Bob.


The old saying applies here: Better than to say nothing and look dumb than open your mouth and prove it.

Oh and btw, that would be physics class, not history. :rolleyes:

MAllen82
March 18th, 2006, 09:47 PM
Todd, you beat me to the Physics thing again damne you. I love when people try to get down on someone for being knowledgable. Being smart is so nerdy isn't it? Come on guys, what are we in highschool still?

Beamer
March 18th, 2006, 10:22 PM
I learned about that stuff in regular science class, guess it could be the same thing :).

I would of confronted him right off after finding out, maybe even gone to his house if it was after he had already left. After that I would of told the Principal or an officer(had them when I was in HS). Just straight out tell 'em that if anything happens to your car again that he better buy some body guards even if he did not do it.

Confronting is the best policy IMO because if you did do something to his truck chances are he'll go back and do something much worse. But letting him know you know that he did that would make him think twice about trying anything again.

ToddG
March 19th, 2006, 06:07 AM
Come on guys, what are we in highschool still?

I'm afraid many here are "adolescent youths". Their posted antics make for great comedy reading. :D


I learned about that stuff in regular science class, guess it could be the same thing

Was that 8th grade or 10th grade science class? And the real question is: Do you have a Prom Date yet?

mholhut
March 19th, 2006, 09:02 AM
http://www.catholicinsider.com/layout/ci20050324_homer.jpg

Silver02Sport
March 19th, 2006, 10:16 AM
Ah revenge, here's something I'm a pro at.
1) Wait a long period of time before you strike. Patience is a virtue.
2) Make a note to the kid that it didn't do any damage and he's lucky because the cops would have been involved. Stay calm, make it seem like not a big deal. Scare him a little with the cop comment so you don't get any reprocussions.
3) Research-the forgotten aspect. Plenty of pranks already done that you can find, from mild to wild. Search the internet.
4) The kill. With a good plan involved, stalk the prey and find out his most vulnerable point. (Offroading his truck, at the movies, asleep) Strike quietly, use a different car to drive you to the mission.
5) Give no sign of retaliation, also known as writing "paybacks a bitch" or anything that would hint to past experiences. Say nothing of it to anyone. Even your closest friends, everyone talks.
6) Buy a nice cigar. Sit outside and soak in the victory. Saying anything to anyone will only cause backlash.

If all else fails I'll fly out and we'll give him an old fashioned "roughin' up around the eyeballs".
Next time this happens, just kill him. That'll take care of the problem.

FYI- The sugar-gastank gag doesn't work to full potential, as shown on Mythbusters.


Dam I got to remember never to piss you off.

But I do have to agree %100 with your advice.

Beamer
March 19th, 2006, 12:10 PM
I'm afraid many here are "adolescent youths". Their posted antics make for great comedy reading. :D




Was that 8th grade or 10th grade science class? And the real question is: Do you have a Prom Date yet?


I believe this was 8th grade, but that was awhile ago. Prom date? I sure hope not, 22 and in school still would suck. And you keep trying to be cool by making comments like that so I do not think you are much better many of us young people.

With all the crap flying around here this place becomes more and more uninviting to visit anymore. Check another site not to visite anymore.

ToddG
March 19th, 2006, 12:16 PM
And you keep trying to be cool by making comments like that so I do not think you are much better many of us young people.

Oh, I'm better alright. Mholhut can attest to that.

KD00LS
March 19th, 2006, 03:41 PM
Oh, I'm better alright. Mholhut can attest to that.

Explain that.

lexmarkz00
March 19th, 2006, 04:42 PM
Yes, please do.

Oh, and...
In all honesty, I'd just sleep with his girlfriend at the next party and tell him how good she was to his face. That would hurt so much more than anything you could do to his car.

Yes, definitely do that. :D

rocket5979
March 19th, 2006, 05:17 PM
Oh, I'm better alright. Mholhut can attest to that.


Todd I suggest you cool that "I'm better than you" attitude before you verify peoples first impressions of your being a pompous middle-aged jerk. Not a shot at you, just constructive criticism bro. :)

02LSE96LSC91SE84TC
March 19th, 2006, 06:39 PM
Once again, a thread gone bad because of certain people. No one here is starting a army to go get this clown. People are just posting their opinions on the situation. No one knows the whole story. Could be alot to it, or nothing but some tool acting on impulse. I agree revenge is not a good solution, but nor is being a chump. Let people say what they like, thats what we log on for isn't it.

As far as someone claiming to be better than others, people who have to talk themselves up usually are wannabes or hasbeens who ain't happy with where they're at. You don't know me or crap about me.

mholhut
March 19th, 2006, 08:49 PM
Start a childish thread and you'll get childish answers. That's the moral to this idiotic thread. Christ, keep it about the cars. Crap like the original post doesn't even belong on LVC... I swear, threads like this should be banished to some AOL chatroom.... that's how adolescent this is. Want to talk about your life-problems, LVC has an "Anything Goes" (http://www.lincolnvscadillac.com/forumdisplay.php?f=37) forum. Take it there.

But for now...
http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg

Yes, I know Todd personally. I won't testify as to his character because it's painfully obvious that my opinnion of him would matter very little to anyone here. That's why I encouraged Jeff to seek retaliation... I wanted to see what he'd say in the event that he got caught.

The world is a sick place, and I'm a happy guy!

J3FF
March 19th, 2006, 09:13 PM
1996 Dodge. I haven't seen this kid since before it happened so I guess I can't do much right now can I? This dude doesn't have a girl, it's a man dressed up like a girl...literally. You guys do what you want, but I don't want to tap that. This post may be idiotic to most, but I thought it was pretty funny. This is a "What would you do" scenario, and I got everyone's answers.

newnanls
March 20th, 2006, 12:28 AM
i would just walk up to him not say a word and punch the f*ck out of him......i know my lincoln was behind a few fights i started, but dont hold me responsible if u do it but thats what id do.

jokken
March 20th, 2006, 12:18 PM
1.Pull all the valve stem inners out

I've always wanted an excuse to do this to someone. and either leave them there for the person to find or mail them to the person in a few weeks.

this way it isn't any real damage to the car and not going to cost any money... but still inconvenience and frustrating.

KD00LS
March 21st, 2006, 09:36 AM
Mike, where do you find all these thread busters?:lol: :lol:

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