Joeychgo
March 24th, 2004, 06:52 PM
What do we consider "Ricer" to be? Well, if you have to ask, you probably shouldn't be here, but I'll humor your inquisitiveness anyway.
Any bone stock ride that is covered in stickers from companies that have nothing to do with that ride is a Ricer.
Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.
Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.
Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.
Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).
Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.
Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.
"R" Badges? Ricer.
Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.
Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.
Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.
A spoiler that more resembles a picnic basket handle? Ricer.
Aviation parts mounted "for better traction"? Ricer.
Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.
Any bone stock ride that is covered in stickers from companies that have nothing to do with that ride is a Ricer.
Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.
Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.
Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.
Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).
Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.
Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.
"R" Badges? Ricer.
Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.
Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.
Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.
A spoiler that more resembles a picnic basket handle? Ricer.
Aviation parts mounted "for better traction"? Ricer.
Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.

