buddylee
December 27th, 2005, 11:13 AM
A woman woke in the middle of
the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In
the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound
downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still
not finding her husband
Listening again, she could definitely
hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally
found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him."Remember when your father
caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied.
"And remember he said I had two choices: I could either
marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"
The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."
the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In
the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound
downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still
not finding her husband
Listening again, she could definitely
hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally
found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him."Remember when your father
caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied.
"And remember he said I had two choices: I could either
marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"
The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."