Here's a seasonal you-gotta-love-em:

Heard a child in the hall singing - "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire."!

And then there are those high school students who intentionally love to =
change the lyrics of songs, such as:

" Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree....I cut you down, you fell on
me..."

OR

"We three bums of Omaha are...spending Christmas Eve in a car...."

But I guess that's how Weird Al Yankovic got started... (I love high =
school students!!)

I can remember changing the words to Little Red Corvette to Little Red Sore (part of the famale anatomy that most men can't find). Those were the days.