Joeychgo
July 17th, 2004, 05:40 PM
Hangover
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table . He sits down and sees
his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says,
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and
so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son
replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - Priceless
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table . He sits down and sees
his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says,
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and
so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son
replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - Priceless