ACTUALLY TAKEN FROM CLASSIFIED ADS IN NEWSPAPERS:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old. Hateful little
dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 co cker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat, been out
awhile, better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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AND THE BEST ONE)
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000
or best offer. No longer needed, got married last
month. Wife knows everything!!!

Hahaha!

Not bad, not bad at all LOL :D

LOL those are good.
There was an add in manitoba local buynsell where the guy was selling a boat, but was willing to trade and then he listed like 20 items including model numbers of acceptable things.