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Guts VS Balls

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Posted by: mach8

Know the difference between guts and balls?

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by the wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or flying somewhere?"

BALLS is comming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of cheap perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "Your next!"

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Posted by: MonsterMark

Ya, my wife just LOVES it when I come home reeking of alcohol and want to paw all over her. I don't get why all women don't love that. Put me in the 'balls' category.

Posted by: mespock

Sure Bryan Sure!!!!

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