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Posted by: Cubster

A man walks into his bedroom after a night of drinking with a sheep under his arm, his wife wakes up rubbing her eyes, the man says, in case your wondering this is the pig I've been screwing when you've been UNavailable, YOU MORON she replies, THATS A SHEEP, SHUT UP he says, I'n NOT talking to you !!!!

Posted by: BlackIceLSC

Posted by: mespock

Posted by: MonsterMark

Brutal

Posted by: Black87LSC

Posted by: pepperman

Posted by: Jporter

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepperman

Guy walks into his local bar and says to the bartender: Hey Joe,Gimme a scotch would ya?
Th bartender gives him his scotch and watches the guy chug it without a breath.
The guy says joe gimme another and make it a double.
Again Joe watches the guy jug it without taking a breath.
amazed, when he's asked for adouble,joe says hey bud you okay? you wanna talk about it?
Guy looks at him and says Joe you wouldn't believe the day I had. I come home from workin' a double shift and find my wife in bed having sex with my best friend.
Joe replies: Man that is cold what did you do?
Guy says: I looked at her and told her to get her stuff and get out I never want to see you again. and she ran out of the house crying.
Joe: Then what did you do to your friend?
Guy: I turned around and said: Rex! Bad Dog! get off the bed!

Posted by: Jporter

Yeah, I know, pretty bad but I've had a hard day

Posted by: dertyclown

funny sh1t

Posted by: fastbackford351

What do Michael Jackson and caviar (sp?) have in common? You'll find them both on top of little crackers.....
barump ching!!