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the mother-in-law

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Posted by: 1_XLR

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why?"

"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead."

"I just can't take that chance..."

Posted by: Jibit

Posted by: Conti94

ROFL!!

Posted by: pepperman

LOL

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