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Posted by: Frogman

Damn, it's humid here in Phoenix!

I got up this morning, took a shower, got dressed, walked outside, and my first thought was "I should have put deodorant on my balls"

That is all.

Posted by: torquemonkey

Ahhh, monsoon season.

Time to break out the Gold Bond Medicated Powder and pat, pat them sweaty parts.

Posted by: chris

Hotter than Satans balls down here, it is. And moist this time of year.

Posted by: torquemonkey

Bwaahahaha!!!

Ayeee!!!!

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over-rrr!

With the heat from Satan himself bearing down my neck, Lightning and storms mucking about the sky, I have finished my tasks. Oil and filter-rrr change, new front rotor-rrrs with brake pads and new plugs and ignition maintenance.

Aaaauuhh-haaa!

How many years of service do you wish to wager?!?!? I'll wager a life time of servitude on my Lincolns and one in the service of this lass... I wonder if she's from Glendale?

Haaa! haa!