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Thoughts for today

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Posted by: Joeychgo

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2. Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ... so I said, "Implants"

4. I don't do drugs anymore... I get the same effect just standing up quickly.

5. I have my own little world. But it's okay ... They know me here.

6. I got a sweater for Christmas... I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

7. If flying is so safe, why do they call an airport the terminal

8. I don't approve of political jokes ... I've seen too many of them get elected.

9. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and butthead's.

10. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

11. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

12. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

13. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America

14. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool

15. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked

16. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

17. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words, "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"


Posted by: 1wykdmk8

A few personal insights from you for us?


Posted by: Spidar6996

You seem to have had an Odd life so far is some repects but still thanks for the info.




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