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My "MarkVIII Girl" Story

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Posted by: Iwantmymarkback

Well, around my neighborhood, there is this girl who drives a Mark VIII, exact twin of mine, same wheels, same color same interior color.

As I was working on my '49 yesterday, doing some last minute touch-ups, I jumped in the car to go to the parts store, and what do I see? The Ivory Mark VIII.

I catch up to her a couple of towns over, pull up next to her, and I made her roll down her window. Gave her a I like your car. She said Thanks a lot, you too. And for the first time in my life, the cat had my tongue. I couldn't believe it.

Thats my story.



Posted by: napoleon1072

That mean you didn't get her phone number?



Posted by: NYC LS8

You suck!








Posted by: Sal329

No digits? No do wanna have sex and a pizza? Nothin?
Oh and




Posted by: buddylee

I have to say that was the saddest story I've read today.



Posted by: Dark_Majesty_06

Women.. psst.. as much problems as I'm having with them.. might as well just put all my time and effort into my car.. I bet it wouldn't complain or tell me what other boys have done to it... gRRRR... ya.. stick with your car.. she'll never dissapoint you.



Posted by: mespock

Or it's like an alien.. you made first contact... now the story continues..

If you hook up well maybe you have your Mark VIII... LOL



Posted by: pepperman

Quote:
Originally Posted by napoleon1072 View Post
That mean you didn't get her phone number?
+2 you didn't get her phone number.



Posted by: buddylee

One of the few advantages to having, my Phone # on the Back of my car.



Posted by: 96hotrodlincoln

Dude, come on, those of us that are taken live vicariously through those of us that are not. This story is depressing!




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Originally Posted by Sal329 View Post
No digits? No do wanna have sex and a pizza? Nothin?
Oh and
I also agree with Sal, you should have gotten some pictures, that way we know you're not full of $hit!

I always see fellow Mark drivers, but they're usually old men and women, no one worth really talking to.

You could have offered to wax her car and then wax her a$$!



Posted by: seanklsc

great story really



Posted by: napoleon1072

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Originally Posted by 96hotrodlincoln View Post

You could have offered to wax her car and then wax her a$$!
Lol that's hilarious

I have yet to see a hot chick drive a lincoln but... I've seen quite a few perform in the back of one..



Posted by: jbird97

Fail



Posted by: Iwantmymarkback

My opportunity will come again, don't worry.

Ye have little faith?

I'll rebound strong, I was disgusted with the lack of tools I have at my other garage, and I had stuff on my mind. Next time I see this girl, I will capitalize, and get some digits. Don't you worry.

I see this girl all the time, when I lost my keys, and was positive that someone stole my car, I thought she stole it. I drove on the wrong side of the road to catch up to her, but then saw the head-unit and knew it wasn't my Mark VIII.



Posted by: KD00LS

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Originally Posted by jbird97 View Post
Fail
HAHA YES!



Posted by: Speed Demon

This better just be the intro part of the story. When does the first chapter start??? This weekend hopefully.



Posted by: Battery

Dude what the hell, I live like 4 miles tops from you and all the marks I see are old people with blown air bags dragging the metal....



Posted by: Iwantmymarkback

This is the only Mark VIII that isn't driven by an old person around us.



Posted by: RedHotMark96







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