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Deaf Sex

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Posted by: MERIJONS97LSC

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage, They find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the light out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, The wife figures out a solution.

She writes:

'Honey's why don't we agree on a simple signal? For instance, at night, if you want have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.

If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife , if she wants sex pull on his penis one time.

If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred times!!

Posted by: aaronearles

lol smart man, good one

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