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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

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Posted by: glanga

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

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Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do You do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack ?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this

happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for

few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

Posted by: ground_zero298

I guess I'm a redneck but on deserted streets you should really have a five-seveN. You never know when they will be sportin a vest.

Posted by: glanga

.45 ACP has some stopping power to it.
I'm somewhere in between a Republican and a Redneck. Redpublican/Repneck?

Posted by: shagdrum

I don't own a gun. What if I grab a lead pipe beat them over they head and leave the pipe inserted in one orifice or another on their body? What does that make me?

Posted by: glanga

Quote:

Originally Posted by shagdrum

I don't own a gun. What if I grab a lead pipe beat them over they head and leave the pipe inserted in one orifice or another on their body? What does that make me?

Macabre

Posted by: MERIJONS97LSC

I'm an independent, So I guess I'd try to convince him my wife is a virgin

Posted by: shagdrum

Quote:

Originally Posted by glanga

Macabre

What if I just push my wife toward him and say, "Do what you want to the woman, but LEAVE ME ALONE!"?

Posted by: glanga

Unless your wife is a virgin and can multiply herself....I doubt he wants her.

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