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A fart poem to warm your cockles.

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Posted by: MonsterMark

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,

A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

- Author Unknown -

Posted by: pepperman

Posted by: fossten

Heh, as soon as I read that I farted.