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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

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Posted by: Joeychgo

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares .. and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Posted by: Conti94

LMFAO That's great

Posted by: mespock

These sound like things that Bryan has already done!

Joey Did you go with him!

Posted by: mespock

When the Tickle Me Elmo was popular I use get every Elmo on the shelf hopping would make a wild Ruckus.

Yes I know, I was bored!

Posted by: bucketthead

wait so ur saying u all havent done all of this already

Posted by: 1wykdmk8

Posted by: Randeaux

Quote:

Originally Posted by mespock

When the Tickle Me Elmo was popular I use get every Elmo on the shelf hopping would make a wild Ruckus.

Yes I know, I was bored!

OMG! I thought I was the only A/hole that did those things! My g/f's uncle(my road dog!) and I always love the look on people's faces when they walk through the stuffed toy ailse and every last talking toy is going off.(He got me started on that during that FURBY craze a few years back, he'd get ALL the FURBIES to start talking to each other in the Kid's department @ our local Sears-Roebuck{@ that time, I was working a 2nd in men's} I'd always die laughing watching this other associate, I couldn't stand, try to get the damned things to shut-up!) (That was the beginning of a beautiful friendship between a (then)janitor and the men's sales lead.)

Ps: I wanted sooo baad to do #14 today while I was waiting in line to make a payment in lay-away.(I think I'll do that next time too!

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