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The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

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Posted by: OldSchool1

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.2

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my dealer gave to me:
Twelve console buttons
Eleven inside lights
Ten factory speakers
Nine warning lights
Eight spark plugs
Seven quarts of coolant
Six panes of glass
Five full sized wheels
Four air springs
Three height sensors
Two heated mirrors
And a five point oh engine!
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Posted by: mach8

Ho HO HO, there's a Christmas wish.

Posted by: pepperman

That was COOL.

Posted by: MonsterMark

Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.

Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.

Posted by: mespock

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonsterMark

Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.

Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.

Wouldn't be the same with out the 5.0.

I want day four! first right now!

Posted by: 1wykdmk8

That was good.......

with mespock......4 airsprings would be nice......lol

Posted by: OldSchool1

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonsterMark

Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.

Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.

You been drinking again Man? Oh, yeah, I forgot ... it's the holidays

Posted by: OldSchool1

Quote:

Originally Posted by mach8

Ho HO HO, there's a Christmas wish.

It's all there brother.

Posted by: OldSchool1

What's ~your~ version?

Posted by: 1989 Mark 7

that was good!

Posted by: OldSchool1

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1989 Mark 7

that was good!

Thanks and welcome to the board.

What's ~your~ version of this song?

Posted by: violent_j03

LOL I like that!!!!! Its still a Five-oh though. Four-six just dont sound right.
But I will take that beer!!!!

Posted by: OldSchool1

Bump ...

... for the holidays!

Posted by: Brian Williams

HEYYYY, HOOOO, HEYYYYY, HOOOO! Very nice my Philli Brother. Did your little miss help you with that??

Posted by: pepperman

I remember this it is still good!!!!

Posted by: One_Way

Thanks for resurrecting this thread John!

It's been a GREAT year!

Posted by: OldSchool1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Williams

HEYYYY, HOOOO, HEYYYYY, HOOOO! Very nice my Philli Brother. Did your little miss help you with that??

hehehe Nah.
Lynette's Mark VII sits in front of the house under a cover looking good. Her daily is a 2003 Windstar and before that, a 1992 Mercury Sable wagon.

Posted by: OldSchool1

Glad to see it BUMPED back up for the holidays.

We need YOU to submit a version based on your experience with YOUR Lincoln.

Posted by: One_Way

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool1

Glad to see it BUMPED back up for the holidays.

We need YOU to submit a version based on your experience with YOUR Lincoln.

On the 12th day of Christmas the Lincoln gods gave to me:

12 gallons of gasoline
11 lbs of freon
10 car show trophies
9 thumbs up
8 Motorsport injectors
7 more Mark VII's
6 disc CD changer
5 Motorcraft oil filters
4 brand new tires
3 Mark VII show classes
2 SE emblems
and a shiny new paint job

Posted by: 89IggyVII

Both are Great!

Posted by: OldSchool1

More More More!

Posted by: MarkVIII93

Ok ill give it a try;

On the 12th day of christmas my parts store gave to me:

12 wheel weights
11 feet of brake line
10 valve stem sleeves
9 gallons of de-icer
8 spark plug wires
7 NGK plugs
6 engine cover bolts
5 qaurts of oil
4 cobra R's
3 12 inch subwoofers
2 900 watt amps
And one more NGK plug

Posted by: OldSchool1

Happy Holidays 2006 Everybody!

Please post your version of this parody.

John "OldSchool1" Dancy

Posted by: torquemonkey

Happy holidays, indeed!

Posted by: mespock

On the fifth day of Christmas the Philly gods gave to me ... 5 Phillys subs... and a coke in an air port.

Was fun going back over this thread thanks Old School... Happy Holidays to the Dancy family...

Posted by: OldSchool1

Quote:

Originally Posted by mespock

On the fifth day of Christmas the Philly gods gave to me ... 5 Phillys subs... and a coke in an air port.

Was fun going back over this thread thanks Old School... Happy Holidays to the Dancy family...

May you and your Family have a safe holiday.

Posted by: OldSchool1

The last BUMP for 2006!

Posted by: OldSchool1

Bump.
Happy holidays.

Posted by: ground_zero298

On the 12th day of christmas my parents gave to me:

12 pounds of boost
11 thousand dollar paint job
10 second quarter
9 windows tinted
8 cops a starin'
7 minutes to myself
6 pounds of nitrous
5 hundred horses
4 exhaust tips flowin
3 12w6's poundin
2 big ol slicks
and a fat girl for some traction!

Posted by: OldSchool1

Quote:

Originally Posted by ground_zero298

...
and a fat girl for some traction!

On my lap

Nice version. Thanks!

Posted by: ground_zero298

well of course she has to be in my lap, it's a front wheel drive

Posted by: Ricks90billblass

Quote:

Originally Posted by ground_zero298

On the 12th day of christmas my parents gave to me:

12 pounds of boost
11 thousand dollar paint job
10 second quarter
9 windows tinted
8 cops a starin'
7 minutes to myself
6 pounds of nitrous
5 hundred horses
4 exhaust tips flowin
3 12w6's poundin
2 big ol slicks
and a fat girl for some traction!

Dammit Boy!

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