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Wisconsin Winter Humor

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Posted by: mespock

Some Wisconsin Winter Humor:

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Superior Wisconsin sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Hayward Wisconsin gets thicker. People get ready to put out their ice shanties.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Wisconsin close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies
door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Wisconsin start saying...
"Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

Posted by: Conti94

Lmao

Posted by: Dereck

Quote:

Originally Posted by mespock

Some Wisconsin Winter Humor:

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

Hi Mespock

One reason I drive American

Regards

Dereck

Posted by: pepperman

Also at 460 below, Rich breaks out the Mad Dog 357 for a little more warmth.