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Chicago Bear Fan!!!

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Posted by: Joeychgo

CHICAGO BEAR FAN!!!

...A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bear fan were all in
Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi
police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe
offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught
consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!

However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a
Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely
benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes
each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik
suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to
allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Viking fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about
this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done,
but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Viking
fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was
done.

The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and
after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back.
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through
again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little girl.

The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he
could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest
team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans
in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Roy al highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition of
your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very
brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is
what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the
Sheik asks?????

"Tie the Packer fan to my back!!!!! "

...that being said;---Happy New Year to all of you!!

Posted by: pepperman

Posted by: Conti94

bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MonsterMark

Da Bears suck.

Not only will they lose to the Packers on Sunday, they will also exit the playoffs in their first game of the second round.

Posted by: Joeychgo

And which round will the packers exit? OHHH - Sorry - I forgot - the packers arent good enough tobe in the payoffs this year...

Posted by: mespock

The only way the Packers will win is if the Bears 3rd string doesn't show up...

It would be great to see Brett's last game be a lost to the Bears...

Posted by: chickenviii

BURT FAVOR sucks, i want the packers to loose so i can watch bert cry

Posted by: Conti94

Quote:

Originally Posted by chickenviii

BURT FAVOR sucks, i want the packers to loose so i can watch bert cry

That would be great to see

I hope they win tonight, but it is rumored that they will throw the game so they don't have to play Miami. Has anyone else heard about this?

Posted by: MonsterMark

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonsterMark

Da Bears suck.

Not only will they lose to the Packers on Sunday, they will also exit the playoffs in their first game of the second round.

Like I said, Da Bears suck as evidenced by the Packers crushing them last week. Too bad the Packers didn't make the playoffs. They could have been the team to beat in the NFC.

On another note... Da Bears still suck.
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One foggy night, a Green Bay Packers fan was heading south from Green Bay and a Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Bears fan walks over to the Packers fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Packers fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Packers fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Bears fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Bears fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Bears fan hands it back to the Packers fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Packers fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

Posted by: mespock

Typical Packer's fan... even when the Packers suck they still think they'd go all the way...

If it wasn't for Packers fans they'd be a fun team to watch.

Posted by: LORENZOCHICAGOLSC

Quote:

Originally Posted by mespock

Typical Packer's fan... even when the Packers suck they still think they'd go all the way...

If it wasn't for Packers fans they'd be a fun team to watch.

Ditto-Ditto, and Ditto

Posted by: MonsterMark

Quote:

Originally Posted by LORENZOCHICAGOLSC

Ditto-Ditto, and Ditto

And Bears Fans are the biggest unhappy fans in the world.

1995-09-11 Chicago Bears Lose 27-24
1995-11-12 Chicago Bears Lose 35-28
1996-10-06 Chicago Bears Lose 37-6
1996-12-01 Chicago Bears Lose 28-17
1997-09-01 Chicago Bears Lose 38-24
1997-10-12 Chicago Bears Lose 24-23
1998-12-13 Chicago Bears Lose 26-20
1998-12-27 Chicago Bears Lose 16-13
1999-11-07 Chicago Bears Win 13-14
1999-12-05 Chicago Bears Lose 35-19
2000-10-01 Chicago Bears Win 24-27
2000-12-03 Chicago Bears Lose 28-6
2001-11-11 Chicago Bears Lose 20-12
2001-12-09 Chicago Bears Lose 17-7
2002-10-07 Chicago Bears Lose 34-21
2002-12-01 Chicago Bears Lose 30-20
2003-09-29 Chicago Bears Lose 38-23
2003-12-07 Chicago Bears Lose 34-21
2004-09-19 Chicago Bears Win 10-21
2005-01-02 Chicago Bears Lose 31-14
2005-12-04 Chicago Bears Win 7-19
2005-12-25 Chicago Bears Win 17-24
2006-09-10 Chicago Bears Win 0-26
2006-12-31 Chicago Bears Lose 26-7

Posted by: LORENZOCHICAGOLSC

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonsterMark

And Bears Fans are the biggest (edited) in the world. Ditto-Ditto and Ditto

1995-09-11 Chicago Bears Lose 27-24
1995-11-12 Chicago Bears Lose 35-28
1996-10-06 Chicago Bears Lose 37-6
1996-12-01 Chicago Bears Lose 28-17
1997-09-01 Chicago Bears Lose 38-24
1997-10-12 Chicago Bears Lose 24-23
1998-12-13 Chicago Bears Lose 26-20
1998-12-27 Chicago Bears Lose 16-13
1999-11-07 Chicago Bears Win 13-14
1999-12-05 Chicago Bears Lose 35-19
2000-10-01 Chicago Bears Win 24-27
2000-12-03 Chicago Bears Lose 28-6
2001-11-11 Chicago Bears Lose 20-12
2001-12-09 Chicago Bears Lose 17-7
2002-10-07 Chicago Bears Lose 34-21
2002-12-01 Chicago Bears Lose 30-20
2003-09-29 Chicago Bears Lose 38-23
2003-12-07 Chicago Bears Lose 34-21
2004-09-19 Chicago Bears Win 10-21
2005-01-02 Chicago Bears Lose 31-14
2005-12-04 Chicago Bears Win 7-19
2005-12-25 Chicago Bears Win 17-24
2006-09-10 Chicago Bears Win 0-26
2006-12-31 Chicago Bears Lose 26-7

Wow, That was uncalled for, Cant be all just look at this and get along and be happy?!

Edited by MonsterMark: Yes, you were right. It was uncalled for and I left out the smiley which made it even more offensive. Sorry. But now that you posted a picture of your sister, I like you even more, even though you are a Bear fan..

Posted by: pepperman

Hey LORENZO I see you like one of my pics.

Posted by: LORENZOCHICAGOLSC

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepperman

Hey LORENZO I see you like one of my pics.

I had to post something nice to look at to put Mr. Administrator in a better mood! Hooray for CHEESE!
This Pic RULES PEPP!

Posted by: LORENZOCHICAGOLSC

Da Bears!

Posted by: LORENZOCHICAGOLSC

I accept your appologies Mr. Cheesy MonsterMark Administrator, Next time I'm in Milwaukee for The Italian fest I'll get you another Cheese Hat to add to your collection!
Joey, Whats up with ur buddy here?! Got Some ballz LOL!

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