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Life cycle

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Posted by: torquemonkey

I think the life cycle is all backwards;

You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.

You drink lots of alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and
you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9
months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you
finish off as an orgasm.

It's got to be better this way 'cause this getting old sucks.

Posted by: mespock

You old Fart!!

Posted by: pepperman

I agree getting OLd Sucks.

Posted by: torquemonkey

Its not the year, its the mileage.

Posted by: pepperman

Quote:

Originally Posted by torquemonkey

Its not the year, its the mileage.

How True!!!

Posted by: Boomhower

I've seen a few comics about the life cycle, but that has to be the funniest I've heard. Loved it.

Posted by: mespock

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepperman

I agree getting OLd Sucks.

Who is getting old I'm just having fun....

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