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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.



At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead .

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?


Maxine was setting in the back,

quickly raised her hand and said;

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"