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What Strange Things Really Happened in Roswell New Mexico, 1947?

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Posted by: pepperman

Roswell New Mexico, 1947

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948,exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.

Posted by: fossten

Um...five aliens=nine politicians?

Posted by: MonsterMark

Man, if that were true that would be one of the funniest coincidences to ever occur.

Fossten, 5 aliens = 9 offspring when you count that aliens have 4 sets per birth. Haven't figured out who the single is yet.

Posted by: Calabrio

Hillary ate her siblings in the crib.

Posted by: mach8

Well, it seems that the aliens may not be so benevolent after all. Watch the night skies!

Posted by: Calabrio

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Originally Posted by mach8

Well, it seems that the aliens may not be so benevolent after all. Watch the night skies!

Reagan and Bush both pushed for the Star Wars program.
Coincidence?? I think not.

Posted by: TheDude

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Originally Posted by Calabrio

Reagan and Bush both pushed for the Star Wars program.
Coincidence?? I think not.

No, because they're both loonies...