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Missing Wives at Home Depot

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Posted by: torquemonkey

TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Posted by: pepperman

that was good

Posted by: Frat-man-du

Ha!

Posted by: MrWilson

nice

Posted by: MrWilson

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Posted by: KD00LS

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Originally Posted by MrWilson

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This was a funny story though.

Posted by: HyeLifeLS

That's funny, I heard it before..

Posted by: mrlandyacht

that's great!

Posted by: MrWilson

Quote:

Originally Posted by KD00LS

double post.

Posted by: my95mark8

Awesome. I can't wait to use that one.

Posted by: Conti94

hahahahahahah