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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never
did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.
Well I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the
door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have
passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. "Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Posted by: FreeFaller
OH GOD...OH GOD...(BREATH)...HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Posted by: mrlandyacht
I think I've heard that before but it's hilarious!
Posted by: StincolnLincoln
now thats a good 1 im going to put my condoms in the car right now lmao
