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Promoting National Condom Week

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Posted by: mespock

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK





1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP



2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER




3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY



4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT



5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER



6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG



7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.



8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY



9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE



10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER



11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK



12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT



13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS



14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE



15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER



16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER



17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL



18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION



19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL



20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER



21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!



Posted by: pepperman

those were good Rich LOL


Posted by: MrWilson

vulcanise your tool...nice.


Posted by: Conti94

hahahahahahahaha


Posted by: scott9050

If you want love in the summer, cover your hummer....


Posted by: mespock

I got this list from Heather!


Posted by: JoeyGood

HAHAHAHA nice real nice


Posted by: torquemonkey

Bag it before you shag it.


Posted by: pepperman

Quote:
Originally Posted by mespock
I got this list from Heather!
You did!!!




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