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Posted by: barry2952

Posted by: MAllen82

haha, that is pretty funny actually.

Posted by: Frat-man-du

ha! Maybe Hillary is up to it?

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by Frat-man-du

ha! Maybe Hillary is up to it?

Nah, she doesn't want to taste her own excrement.

Posted by: MonsterMark

Clinton wasn't impeached for getting a blow job. Just another lie and distortion.

Posted by: Vitas

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Originally Posted by MonsterMark

Clinton wasn't impeached for getting a blow job. Just another lie and distortion.

The fact of the matter is that Bill Clinton perjured himself to all of our fellow citizens, under oath, in an attempt to limit the civil damages in a suit brought against him by Paula Jones.

Posted by: MAllen82

Can we please keep one friggand thread that's not turned into a match to see whether republicans or dems can puff their respective chest out more than the other. Laugh a little.

Posted by: barry2952

Thank you.

Posted by: bufordtpisser

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Originally Posted by MAllen82

Can we please keep one friggand thread that's not turned into a match to see whether republicans or dems can puff their respective chest out more than the other. Laugh a little.

That picture is funny as hell, just very misinformed. As is much of the American public. It is not about chest pumping as much as it is about trying to edumacate those unknowing minions who take things like this at face value.

Posted by: barry2952

Lighten up, we all know Clinton wasn't impeached for a BJ. No history lessons are needed.

I'm curious, how many of you would have 'fessed up? None, I'll bet. Wouldn't you have wanted to protect your family (and yourself) from the embarrassment of exposure?

All you religious types, isn't it your credo that God will decide the punishment in the end? Who are you to judge? We all would have been better off if he had just refused to answer.

Posted by: MonsterMark

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Originally Posted by bufordtpisser

EXACTLY!!!

If you tell a lie often enough, eventually it becomes the truth if not questioned.

It would be funny if it was accurate. To the lefties it was all about a blow job.

With the McKinney thing, it is all about race now. Cops and white people are racist because a black person can't skate the law. I'm so fed up with the lack of morality demonstrated by the Left that it is hard to overcome resentment for them. They should be condemning her, but instead they are all supporting her.

Screw Iraq. We need our own civil war right here in this country. Bring back the troops, let them divide up into conservative vs liberal forces and let's have at it. I'm sick of battling liars and people with no moral compass.

Posted by: MonsterMark

Quote:

Originally Posted by barry2952

Lighten up, we all know Clinton wasn't impeached for a BJ. No history lessons are needed.

I'm curious, how many of you would have 'fessed up? None, I'll bet. Wouldn't you have wanted to protect your family (and yourself) from the embarrassment of exposure?

All you religious types, isn't it your credo that God will decide the punishment in the end? Who are you to judge? We all would have been better off if he had just refused to answer.

The guy should not have been taking bj's in the oral office in the 1st place. What about respecting the office of the President of the United States.

Leno had a great joke last night about this. Laura Bush was complaining about the colors Hillary used in the Oval Office as too garish. Leno said it was a good thing that nobody handed Laura a black light. Now that was funny.

Posted by: MonsterMark

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Originally Posted by barry2952

He had already gotten away with 3 prior sexual assaults. How many more should we have let him get away with? A Republican would have been crucified by his own party. What did the Dems do? They got in lockstep, as they always do, behind him. Speaking of lockstep, doesn't that remind you of a certain group back in the 40's? Sig Heil!

Posted by: bufordtpisser

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Originally Posted by barry2952

I am probably one of the easiest going people that you would ever have the pleasure to meet. I am not trying to hand out history lessons, just expressing an opinion. And yes we would have been better off if he had kept his mouth shut from the very beginning. But he did not. He lied, and then he lied again, and again, and again. And would I have fessed up ?. Hell yes I would have fessed up. Had I been Bill Clinton, I would have gladly fessed up to having "sexual relations" with every other woman in this world other than that hideous creature Hillary. I believe that it is you that needs to lighten up. To paraphrase Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam, "You are in need of a blow job more than any white man in history" (Sorry if I did not get it exactly right, what did you expect, I am a Republican??)

Posted by: barry2952

Republican = Moral Compass = Hilarious

Shall I start a list?

Posted by: bufordtpisser

Quote:

Originally Posted by barry2952

Republican = Moral Compass = Hilarious

Shall I start a list?

I said republican, but nowhere did I even mention that I was moral. And someone recently mentioned that I was bi-polar, so keep your compasses away from me. But hell, if you wish to put me on the top of your list, go ahead. I pick and choose the people who I respect. And I am very sure that my name is at the top of a lot of lists. And yes, I do sleep at night. Very well as a matter of fact, thank you.

Posted by: barry2952

That was not aimed at you. It was in response to Bryan's post. It was about how immoral everyone else is. I had to laugh.

Posted by: JohnnyBz00LS

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Originally Posted by MonsterMark

Clinton wasn't impeached for getting a blow job. Just another lie and distortion.

OK, he was impeached for lying about getting a blow job. Feel better?

Posted by: JohnnyBz00LS

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonsterMark

With the McKinney thing, it is all about race now. Cops and white people are racist because a black person can't skate the law. I'm so fed up with the lack of morality demonstrated by the Left that it is hard to overcome resentment for them. They should be condemning her, but instead they are all supporting her.

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Posted on Wed, Apr. 05, 2006
House GOP to praise Capitol Police
Associated Press

McKinney

WASHINGTON – House Republicans, reacting to the confrontation last week between Rep. Cynthia McKinney and a Capitol Police officer she is accused of hitting, pressed for a resolution Tuesday to commend the police force for its professionalism.

Democratic leaders did not defend McKinney or her charge of racial profiling.

“I don’t think any of it justifies hitting a police officer,” said House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi of California. “If it did happen, I don’t think it was justified.”

Rep. Steny Hoyer of Maryland, the No. 2 Democrat in the House, said all lawmakers, staffers and visitors in the building have a responsibility to obey Capitol Police. “I think we all should cooperate fully,” he said.

Rep. Mel Watt, D-N.C., chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus, had no comment, a spokesman said.

As a federal prosecutor considered whether to press assault or other charges against McKinney, Republicans were introducing their resolution.

“I don’t think it’s fair to attack the Capitol Police and I think it’s time that we show our support for them,” said Rep. Patrick McHenry, R-N.C., a sponsor of the measure. Ignoring a police officer’s order to stop, or hitting one, “is never OK,” McHenry said.

McKinney is alleged to have hit a uniformed police officer who did not recognize her and asked her to stop on her way into a House office building.

McKinney says she took action in self defense after the officer inappropriately touched her. A spokesman for the congresswoman did not respond Tuesday to a request for comment.

The six-term Georgia Democrat says the issue is not about whether to obey a police officer’s order, whether she hit him or the fact that she was not wearing the lapel pin that identifies members of Congress.

She and her lawyers have said that a series of confrontations between McKinney and U.S. Capitol and White House law enforcement officers who don’t recognize her points to a pattern.

“The issue is racial profiling,” McKinney, who is black, told CNN on Monday.

The resolution introduced Tuesday came as McKinney awaited U.S. Attorney Kenneth L. Wainstein’s decision on whether to press any criminal charges against her.

The measure, co-sponsored by Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart, R-Fla., does not specifically mention McKinney or the confrontation, McHenry said.

Instead, sponsors said, it would commend the Capitol Police for their professionalism and recognize the challenge of protecting the vast Capitol campus from terrorism and other threats while keeping it open to tourists.

“Every day they exhibit honor, courtesy and professionalism,” Diaz-Balart said in a statement.

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by barry2952

Boy, you are really suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.

First of all, you are equivocating (miserably I might add) lying to avoid getting caught with protecting your family. That's pathetic enough, but then you get into moral relativity by implying that since you ASSUME that everyone else would do it (which also implies that you admit that YOU yourself would have) it makes it okay.

Secondly, you once again show your lack of knowledge about God and the Bible by ignoring scripture. The Bible states that you are to obey them that have the rule over you. You also ignore the Ten Commandments, which state "Thou shalt not bear false witness" and "Thou shalt not commit adultery." In Leviticus the penalties are laid out for violating those commandments. So that proves that God is in favor of humans judging humans. It's called GOVERNMENT and THE RULE OF LAW, barry.

Your statement about judging leads straight to a straw man world, by the way. In your straw man world, there should be no penalties for breaking the law. There is no such thing as right or wrong, and no one is subject to the law until they are dead and stand before God. That is pure anarchist talk.

Are you an advocate of anarchy?

Posted by: bufordtpisser

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Originally Posted by barry2952

That was not aimed at you. It was in response to Bryan's post. It was about how immoral everyone else is. I had to laugh.

After I reread the post but after I posted. No need to withdrawl my post though, because it was actually directed at those who can get the most offended at it. And you didn't so no harm, no foul. I never intend to offend anyone personally or to attack anyones character directly, just sometimes happens when the hands go into gear while the brain is in neutral.

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by JohnnyBz00LS

OK, he was impeached for lying about getting a blow job. Feel better?

No. You understated it again. You don't get impeached for lying, you get impeached for lying to a JUDGE in a COURT OF LAW. It's known as PERJURY.

You stand corrected.

Posted by: barry2952

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Originally Posted by fossten

Boy, you are really suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.

Do you really expect to have a dialogue when you start out with crap like this?

Same old a$$hole.

Posted by: MonsterMark

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Originally Posted by JohnnyBz00LS

OK, he was impeached for lying about getting a blow job. Feel better?

LOL.... Yes, I do now.

Hey, if the guy wouldn't have sat up there on the podium and pounded his fist again and again, all the while looking me straight in the eye and lying, your right, it probably wouldn't have been that big a deal. Doesn't change the fact that he was and is a sexual predator. Probably explains why I am for legalized prostitution. Way too many guys married to people like Hillary and a guy can relieve his stress only so many times, before he starts looking for help, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: MonsterMark

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Originally Posted by JohnnyBz00LS

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Pelosi HATES McKinney. Way before this happened. She doesn't count on this one.

I can post later on ALL the people, like Jesse and crew, ACLU, etc that are lining up behind her, including the Congressional Black Caucus and many other Dems.

Posted by: barry2952

Drifting. A new euphamism. I am in agreement that prostitution should be legal. As long as the state gets their cut and they help pay for the services they use, I'm all for it.

Here's a visual for you Brian. Imagine Hillarity in 10 years. Now imagine waking up with her. That should burn an image in your brain you can't get rid of.

Posted by: MonsterMark

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Originally Posted by barry2952

Here's a visual for you Brian. Imagine Hillarity in 10 years. Now imagine waking up with her. That should burn an image in your brain you can't get rid of.

Being President has to be the most stressful job in the whole world. Believe me, if I were the President and I was married to Hillarity, I would have had a brothel set up somewhere. I understand a man's needs. Most women do too. Unfortunately, there are those babes out there that just don't get it or give it. Trust me. I count my blessings 3-4 times/week, even after 15 years.

Posted by: barry2952

Braggart. I only get 12 Viagra a month.

Posted by: MonsterMark

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Originally Posted by barry2952

Braggart. I only get 12 Viagra a month.

No purple pill for me. Still operating within the optimum 150-160 degree angle.

Posted by: barry2952

All I know is that it's the world's best invention, ever.

Talk to me when you're in your mid-50's.

Reminds me of that Richard Pryor line. "I'm gonna go out and get me some new ..........". Do you remember her response?

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by barry2952

Do you really expect to have a dialogue when you start out with crap like this?

Same old a$$hole.

Boo hoo...

Ha ha...you're so funny, barry...you call me an a$$hole, but you get offended by an urban colloquialism. I'll bet that you don't even know what "diarrhea of the mouth" means. To be sure, it's pejorative, but it's not personal. It actually refers to your words and not your character or personality, so don't be such a baby.

Why don't you focus on the substance of what I said and see if you can answer it? Or are you afraid you can't handle me in the arena of ideas?

Posted by: JohnnyBz00LS

Quote:

Originally Posted by fossten

No. You understated it again. You don't get impeached for lying, you get impeached for lying to a JUDGE in a COURT OF LAW. It's known as PERJURY.

You stand corrected.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. You clarified my statement. You could only correct it if I was incorrect, which I was not.

YOU now stand corrected.

Posted by: fossten

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyBz00LS

Wrong, wrong, wrong. You clarified my statement. You could only correct it if I was incorrect, which I was not.

YOU now stand corrected.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. I AMPLIFIED your statement, since you were still attempting to distort the truth.

You now stand exposed.

Posted by: Frogman

Someone posts a funny picture, and some of you people turn it into a political thread.

Lighten the hell up a little, huh?

Damn.

Posted by: MAllen82

careful frogman, my attempt at stifling retardedness on this thread turned south very quickly.

Posted by: fossten

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frogman

Someone posts a funny picture, and some of you people turn it into a political thread.

Lighten the hell up a little, huh?

Damn.

OH, sorry, I made a mistake. I should scroll up to the top of the...HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! It says Politics & Current Events at the top!

Now, we need to debate which has preeminence; the Forum or the thread.

Are you trying to play the "States' Rights over Federal Authority" bullcrap model?

Posted by: Frogman

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAllen82

careful frogman, my attempt at stifling retardedness on this thread turned south very quickly.

Yes sir, but the difference between you and I is that I don't really give a flying fudge about what people say to me... on the internet OR in real life.

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by Frogman

I'll save you the annoying huge pic and extensive mod list.

Posted by: Frogman

Oh yeah. new signature. I've only had it for.. what, a few MONTHS?

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by Frogman

Oh yeah. new signature. I've only had it for.. what, a few MONTHS?

haha, yeah, and you've been posting in this forum a lot lately?

Posted by: Frogman

Where I post, when I post, and WHAT I CHOOSE to post should really be none of your concern, Sir. Should I choose to not postwhore in every thread, that is solely my decission. I don't live on the internet. Now, please, MTFO and STFU.

At least I support this site by paying for a membership. You?

Posted by: fossten

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frogman

Where I post, when I post, and WHAT I CHOOSE to post should really be none of your concern, Sir. Should I choose to not postwhore in every thread, that is solely my decission. I don't live on the internet. Now, please, MTFO and STFU.

At least I support this site by paying for a membership. You?

Wow, look who's blowing a tonsil over nothing. You really have a chip on your shoulder.

I pay you a compliment about your signature and you tell me to STFU? What a d!CK. I was simply pointing out that I hadn't noticed your sig because you don't post much in here, and you go off like Hiroshima. You need to take anger management classes or Social Skills 101 or something. You certainly can't recognize when people are being friendly to you.

I thought you liberals were supposed to be the thoughtful, caring, tolerant ones. What a joke.

You have epitomized, for everyone else here, what is a personal attack.

I find it hard to believe that anyone who speaks so hatefully to a former servicemember could have actually served himself.

Sir.

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Originally Posted by Frogman

Lighten the hell up a little, huh?

Posted by: Frogman

Yawn...

That is all.

Posted by: Vitas

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Originally Posted by fossten

I thought you liberals were supposed to be the thoughtful, caring, tolerant ones.

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by Frogman

Yawn...

That is all.

Drive-by poster: worse than a post-whore.

Posted by: Frogman

You know, Fossten....

I still don't see where I "attacked" you, by saying I will post what I want, where I want, when I want (with the admins' allowing that, of course). And I hate to say this, but I am a paid dues memeber, and you are not. That's just FACT. I still don't see any "attacks" against you in those words. Saying STFU is not an attack, incidentally.
And I have breaking news for you, get off the "Service Member" horse. We did our time, now we're civilians. At times I wish i hadn't joined up. Seen to many bad things, done too many bad things. But that's another matter altogether. I don't care if you were a 4 Star General or an Admiral. I respect the position, but that doesnt mean I have to respect the person holding it. Same goes for ex service members.
But in the end... I still dont see my "attacking" you anywhere.

You, on the other hand...Suggesting anger management classes, or skills 101? Well, I'm sure you don't see that, but it's OK.
And to top it all off, calling me (or at least implying that I am) a Liberal... Jesus... (No offense to fellow LvC members who are liberals). No, I'm not a Democrat either. (Once again, no offense).

This conversation is over. At least on my part, I'm sure you'll have something to add to that.

Posted by: barry2952

Always does. He'll probably claim that's a personal attack, too.

Posted by: fossten

This is what he writes me in private:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frogman

Perhaps?

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Look, if we got our wires crossed, i apologize.

As far as the andger management and social skills 101? Hell, I'm on Social skills 50, so I have a long ways to go. I ahd to repeat social skills 50 twice already. People being friendly to me makes me a bit paranoid.

Seriously though,

I wasn't trying to "attack" you in any way shape or form. But I do feel strongly about what I believe in, and since I'm an EXPERT on my own opinions.. well, you know how that goes.

I hope we can untangle this furball.

And btw, I don't Like Bush, Liberals, or Democrats, for that matter.

And I wrote back that he needed to untangle this in public since he went off on me in public.

So he responds:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frogman

You know, Fossten....

I still don't see where I "attacked" you, by saying I will post what I want, where I want, when I want (with the admins' allowing that, of course). And I hate to say this, but I am a paid dues memeber, and you are not. That's just FACT. I still don't see any "attacks" against you in those words. Saying STFU is not an attack, incidentally.
And I have breaking news for you, get off the "Service Member" horse. We did our time, now we're civilians. At times I wish i hadn't joined up. Seen to many bad things, done too many bad things. But that's another matter altogether. I don't care if you were a 4 Star General or an Admiral. I respect the position, but that doesnt mean I have to respect the person holding it. Same goes for ex service members.
But in the end... I still dont see my "attacking" you anywhere.

You, on the other hand...Suggesting anger management classes, or skills 101? Well, I'm sure you don't see that, but it's OK.
And to top it all off, calling me (or at least implying that I am) a Liberal... Jesus... (No offense to fellow LvC members who are liberals). No, I'm not a Democrat either. (Once again, no offense).

This conversation is over. At least on my part, I'm sure you'll have something to add to that.

Definitely a different tone in public than in private.

Sorry if calling you a liberal offended you. Bush-hater, perhaps? That's what you just said, after all.

And trying to turn unpaid membership into a personal criticism is just petty and small. Talk about irrelevant. That's the best shot you can hit me with?

You are a weakling in that case. I'll get off the "servicemember horse" if you'll get off the "paid membership horse." Hypocrite.

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by barry2952

Always does. He'll probably claim that's a personal attack, too.

Barry, you're such a coward. You piggyback on other people's fights and run away from your own. Do you not remember that you still haven't responded to my post?

Do you have a shrine with a picture of Alec Baldwin on your wall at home?

Posted by: barry2952

Why didn't you keep your promise and stay away?

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by barry2952

[whiny voice]Why didn't you keep your promise and stay away?

Need a tissue? Go cry to your mama, we's all grownups here.

Posted by: Frogman

I can't help myself here...

I tried to make peace with you, but you don't seem to get it. O well.. Some people are just thick headed. No, I'm not attacking you. Arguing on the internet is like the Special Oylmpics. Even if you win, you're still a retard.

Hypocrite? yeah.. ok.

Posted by: bufordtpisser

This is why I love this place. We can make mean with each other, we can be nice to each other, and in the end we are all here for the same reason, we like Lincolns.

Posted by: TheDude

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Originally Posted by bufordtpisser

This is why I love this place. We can make mean with each other, we can be nice to each other, and in the end we are all here for the same reason, we like Lincolns.

Now you've gone and personally attacked me! I like Cadillac’s a-hole!

Posted by: fossten

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Originally Posted by 95DevilleNS

Now you've gone and personally attacked me! I like Cadillac’s a-hole!

LOL good one.

Posted by: Kbob

If you can't see your own faulty, childish behavior, how can you expect anyone else to adhere to etiquette? This is a broad statement aimed at no one and everyone. This message will self-destruct in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

Posted by: bufordtpisser

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Originally Posted by 95DevilleNS

Now you've gone and personally attacked me! I like Cadillac’s a-hole!

Please don't tell me taht they let losers with Cadillacs on this board. I want my money back. There is no way I can associate with Cadillac driving Lincoln wanna be's.

Sorry, the devil made me do. I unequivocably did not have sexual relations with that car.

Posted by: TheDude

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Originally Posted by bufordtpisser

Lincoln wanna be's? My NorthStar will torque twist that little Mark8 like a pretzel son.

(Sorry for hi-jacking your thread Barry, but what started as some light humor ended up a slug-fest.)

Posted by: MonsterMark

Quote:

Originally Posted by 95DevilleNS

(Sorry for hi-jacking your thread Barry, but what started as some light humor ended up a slug-fest.)

There is nothing funny about a b.j.

I take them very seriously. Even grade them.

A - Ah,...baby, try again. Less teeth this time.
C - Can't...stop... now/
F - Fabulous...job well done.

I won't even tell you what an "S" grade means.

Posted by: TheDude

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Originally Posted by MonsterMark

I won't even tell you what an "S" grade means.

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