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We mean well when we call em a.....

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Posted by: itsnotmydaddys

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm aY.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...
Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.FE., you know...
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H."

What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.

"Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!"

Posted by: Stack

Hmmm that means I can call all the Females I know B.I.T.C.H and they can't get mad!!!

you go first

Posted by: pepperman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stack

Hmmm that means I can call all the Females I know B.I.T.C.H and they can't get mad!!!

you go first

That would depend on how the females take being called a b.i.t.c.h, some don't like being called that

Posted by: ekenkade

one of Rhonda's friends said that the other day

Posted by: Stack

Well then... You go and do a field test on this hypothesis and tell me how it comes out.

Just go to the mall with the Acronym spelled out on a sign and start calling everyone a B I T C H...

Posted by: pepperman

You do that

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