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You know your are a Redneck!

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Posted by: mespock

More about Rednecks Just have to love them!!!

The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.

You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.

You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.

The strongest smell in your house is butane.

Your dog passes gas and you claim it.

You think paprika is a Third World country.

None of your shirts cover your stomach.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

You own a homemade fur coat.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.

You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Posted by: Conti94

Lmao!

Posted by: mrlandyacht

Ha! Ha!

Posted by: pepperman

Posted by: MarkOfDeath

they just get worse and worse

Posted by: mespock

I remember at the Chritmas party a home grown city boy trying to tell me what a redneck was, pointing out rednecks at the bar.

I had to laugh....sorry Brad LOL.... Until you've spent time down south us Northerners Have no clue what a real Redneck is.

Posted by: MarkOfDeath

oh trust me I do

Posted by: Jibit

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Originally Posted by MarkOfDeath

oh trust me I do

I guess you have to be one in order to point them out

Posted by: MarkOfDeath

Im .5% redneck

Posted by: Jibit

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkOfDeath

Im .5% redneck

is that what drove you to hook up that weird exhaust that one day!

Posted by: pepperman

Come on down here and you will see some red necks, this place is full of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ekenkade

Living in SC, with so many Rednecks as i do, i would have to say that i do not know anything about what rednecks do. but that seems like something these stupid people would do. whatever, thanks for a good laugh

Posted by: mespock

Well we have a bunch who think they are redneck around here. After getting to know my friend Danny from AL... I learned that these psudo-rednecks around here are a bunch of pusses...

Posted by: Conti94

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Originally Posted by mespock

Well we have a bunch who think they are redneck around here. After getting to know my friend Danny from AL... I learned that these psudo-rednecks around here are a bunch of pusses...

LOL!!!

Posted by: 89IggyVII

i live in kentucky, we have water reserve towers that says ya'll on it. i mean damn ya'll.