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Gotta give the old guys credit............

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Posted by: Joeychgo

Chalk one up for the Old Guys!

A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a
beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my
girlfriend" he said.

The jeweler looked through his stock, and took out a lovely ring priced
at $5,000.

"I don't think you understand, I want something very unique" he said.

At that, the jeweler went to get his special stock from the safe.
"Here's a stunning ring at just $40,000."

The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

"How are you paying?"

"I'll pay by check, but of course you will want to make sure everything
is in order at the bank, so I'll write the check and you can phone the bank
tomorrow. I'll pick up the ring on Monday."

Monday morning a very teed-off jeweler phoned the man. " You old fart,
you lied... there's no money in that account."

"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?


Posted by: Sifrino3

Hahaha, I wish I would have tryed that in my day!!!


Posted by: codewize

With age comes wisdom


Posted by: Joeychgo

Quote:
Originally Posted by codewize
With age comes wisdom
Unfortunately, im learning that as I become wiser day by day.


Its true - youth is wasted on the young.


Posted by: Biocow

thats golden




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