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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you
tickle it under the arm. Well Lena is hired at The
Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first
day promptly 8:00 a.m. The next day at 8:45 there is
a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman
from the assembly line throws open the door and begins
to rant about the new employee. He complains that she
is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory
floor. When they get there the line is so backed up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush
red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men
watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into
laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he
pull's himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm
sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday.............
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
